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Time to update my profile... has been awhile... but here goes. I am a 49 year old Daddy type Dominant male living in Walterboro, SC looking for female submissive for future r/t. ?I have been in the lifestyle for over 30 years and have plenty of experience. ?I am looking for fun times with the possibility of a long term relationship. I love the beach, good music and plenty of outdoor activities as well as quiet evening moonlight walks followed by a night of intimacy. I adore the mental and emotional aspects of D/s. My Ideal Person: That perfect woman!!..with just the right balance of style, humor and intelligence (and a kinky side that rocks my world). Be real!! I originally didn't think it was necessary to say this, but past events have proven me wrong (well, to be honest past and recent events). I am not into conversations consisting of fake names and cyber games. I am looking for a very real girl that is open to getting to know me and letting me know her.

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5/28/2014 6:33:30 PM

I thought I would share with you some really interesting facts about sex that you may or may not know.  Let's see how many of these you can actually profess to knowing about without having to look it up!

 

  1. We automatically perceive people who smell good as more attractive.
  2. Ginger stimulates the feelings of excitement associated with sex. Eating ginger elevates your heart rate, gets your blood flowing and gets you excited for the night ahead.
  3. A study

    found that men feel more emotional pain after a breakup than women do.
  4. It's official: This study

    shows that men and women cannot just be friends.
  5. Sperm can be considered an anti-aging treatment, as it has a tightening effect on the skin.
  6. Sleep deprived men are more likely to believe that women want to have sex with them. This is not a joke.

  7. People who are into kinkier sex may be psychologically healthier

    .
  8. Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to opioid drug use.
  9. Some people experience the same feeling of arousal when thinking about food as when having sex. (I might be one of them.)
  10. After ovulation, a female's egg is fertile for 24 to 48 hours and a man's sperm can live 48 hours in the female body. Do the math and be careful. There have been documented cases of live sperm discovered eight days after sex.
  11. Twelve percent of adults have had sex

    at work.
  12. You can't say happiness without saying penis. (You're welcome.)
  13. Around 30 percent of women have trouble reaching orgasm.
  14. The Kama Sutra lists 30 types of kisses. Askew, when two heads are tilted in opposite directions. Kiss to ignite, kiss at the corners of the mouth that occurs in the middle of the night to kindle love. Bite classic, when taken between the teeth with a lot of skin. How many have you tried?
  15. A study

    found that good sex triggers the region of the brain associated with falling in love.
  16. According to a study, people who have sex once or twice a week have their immune systems boosted slightly.
  17. Still have that condom from a while back? Toss it! The average shelf life of a latex condom is about two years.
  18. It's a good idea to keep your own condoms since you don't know how long your partner's been holding on to his. Condoms kept in wallets for over a month are more likely to break.
  19. Think twice before swallowing if you're on a diet. There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
  20. A man can reduce his chances of getting prostate cancer by having at least four orgasms a week. Take care of your man.
  21. There are some foods that boost your sex drive, one of them being black raspberries. This phytochemical-rich food enhances both libido and endurance. Oysters are high in zinc, which is vital for testosterone production and healthy sperm. Watermelon contains citrulline amino acid, good for the cardiovascular system and helps relax the blood vessels that increase your sex drive.
  22. The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when sexually aroused.
  23. Sex is 10 times more effective than Valium.
  24. Shaving your pubic area increases your chances of spreading an STI.
  25. Yeah, they're called STIs (sexually transmitted infections) now instead of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases).
  26. A woman's butt sticks out 25 percent more when she is wearing heels. No wonder Jimmy Choo is adored worldwide.
  27. In a newer study

    , one in nine young ladies has used the morning-after pill after sex. Keep your babies educated.
  28. Stay on top of your visits to the gynecologist. Many of the worst STIs you can contract have absolutely no symptoms at all for up to three to five years.
  29. Keep it PG and still feel good. The nerve endings in the clitoris extend out to where the pubic hair grows, which is why grinding (dry humping) feels so good.
  30. Your pain threshold can increase significantly during arousal.
  31. The amygdala, the part of your brain triggering fear and anxiety, shuts down when women have an orgasm.
  32. Having an orgasm releases an anti-diuretic hormone, which is why you probably find yourself not being able to pee right after sex.
  33. You should pee as soon as possible after sex to prevent UTIs (urinary tract infections).
  34. A blowjob is the number one sexual act desired

    by straight men.
  35. The average cost of a bra and panty set is $75. If you're on a budget, skip the seduction and go straight to the naked.
  36. Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves when trying out bizarre sexual positions. Don't become a case study.
  37. The largest natural penis recorded was 11 inches.
  38. Eighty percent of women use vibrators to achieve an orgasm by clitoral stimulation rather than inserting it vaginally.
  39. Only 1 percent of women can achieve orgasm from breast stimulation alone. If you are one of them, kindly contact me directly. I have some questions.
  40. Know your limit! The average sexual experience lasts 37 minutes.
  41. Forty percent of women have experienced exercise-induced orgasms

    on more than 11 different occasions.
  42. Older women are more likely to say they'd orgasmed during their last sexual encounter than younger women.
  43. According to a survey

    of adults aged 20 to 59, women have an average of four sex partners during their lifetimes and men have an average of seven.
  44. Some sexual dysfunction can stem from how a woman feels about the appearance of her genitals. Love your body. All of it.
  45. Festival-goers would rather

    spend time doing drugs, drinking and having sex than watching the concert they paid big money to see.
  46. Women with higher testosterone levels might be more interested

    in masturbation than having sex with someone else.
  47. New moms are ready to have sex sooner

    than the six-week wait period instructed by their doctor.
  48. Nipples are erogenous zones because the sensation of hardened nipples travels

    to the same part of the brain as sensations from the vagina, cervix and the clitoris.
  49. At least 50 percent of sexually active people will have HPV at some point in their lives. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, in 90 percent of cases, the body's immune system will fight off the disease within two years.
  50. About 75 percent of men always reach orgasm

    during sex and only 29 percent of women do. Actually, most women aren't able to climax through straight vaginal intercourse and need some clitoral stimulation to help them achieve orgasm.
     
     

3/27/2014 3:52:26 PM

Spring is finally here... I'm so excited I wet my plants!


1/19/2014 8:29:57 PM

Some people really want to be Smart-Assed Masochists, but they can't quite get the hang of it. Here's a few things they can do to become a genuine certified SAM.

  • Sing 'Happy Birthday To Me' and blow out the candle during wax play.
  • Draw a picture of an open hand on your ass. Then draw a red circle around it. Finish up by putting a slash through the circle. (should turn out to be the international no-spanking zone sign)
  • In the middle of an intense cropping, close your eyes and start to snore.
    During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.
  • If your dom/me tells you to 'Look me in the eyes', do it cross-eyed.
  • If your dom/me decides to do a verbal humiliation scene with you in public, stick your fingers in your ears and say 'Neener, neener, neener, I can't hear you!'
  • Decorate your dom/me's leathers with oil painted neon polka dots and stripes
  • Place a whoopee cushion on your dom/me's favorite chair.
  • Use the toybag for dirty laundry. Forget to switch the contents back before the next play party.
  • Stick an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth at the beginning of a scene. Work up some saliva to get it fizzy, then call out your safeword.
  • When getting flogged, start singing 'This is the song that never ends...'
  • Become a sarcastic practical joker (worked for me).
  • Learn a language your dom/me doesn't know and then speak only in that language when you are together.
  • Become prone to incessant giggling.
  • If you're trussed up and ordered to count, inform your top you can't do it unless you can use your fingers and toes.
  • Have a wig made up matching your hair color and style perfectly.  It'll be worth the expense to see the look on your dom/me's face the next time your hair gets tugged and it comes off.
  • Hold up a scorecard after each blow delivered (like in figure skating or diving)
  • When your top hints at foot worship, hand him/her a package of OdorEaters.
  • If you take a message for your top, write it on a post-it and stick it to your rear.
  • Tell your dom/me a better way to do whatever it is being done to you at that moment.
  • Learn the following phrases:
    Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself!
    What do I look like, your maid?
    This isn't a restaurant.
    In your dreams!
    Who died and left you boss?
    I don't think so!
    Homey don't play that game.
    Yeah, right!
    Use them as often as possible.
  • Only speak in movie quotes.
  • Give your dom/me a massage while wearing a joy buzzer.
  • Send your dom/me an invoice for your services.
  • After a particularly hard blow, pretend to pass out. When your dom/me checks to see if you're OK, jump up and yell 'Gotcha!'
  • Go in the toybag and superglue the nipple clamps shut.
  • Ignore your top until he/she utters the magic word.
  • Starch the floggers.
  • Whine.
  • Urinate in the dungeon and in the toybag, claim you're marking your territory.
  • Attach clappers to all the outlets in the dungeon just before a paddling. (Clap on, clap off...)

12/17/2013 4:23:08 PM

Well it's been awhile since my last entry here and I think I gotta get up on my soapbox here and make some observations and make some requests.  Please do not contact me if any of the following are true:


1) You live in another country.

2) You are not serious about meeting in real life.

3) You cannot provide a photo of yourself on demand (meaning, if I ask you to take a pic of yourself touching your nose, or holding up a pair of scissors to prove you are a real person... do not hesitate to comply.)

4) You cannot talk on the phone freely.  If you can send a text message but claim your phone doesn't work, just move on!

5) Do not ask me to send you money of any kind.  I don't wanna hear that your electric bill is due and your lights get cut off.  If you cannot pay your own way, don't expect me to until we are together.  I will not send money to anyone that I have just met online and not in person!

6) Do not expect me to believe that you are real because you sent me or have a photo of a pornstar and that you are talking to me.  If that were the case there's a lot of pornstars on this site seriously lonely!

7) If you are married but he doesn't know about your kink, its not gonna work!

8) if you are seriously over-weight I'm not interested!

9) If you mention the words Malyasia, Ghana, South Africa, or the Philippines, I will block you.

10) I am a Daddy dom and not a pedophile.  Know the difference!

11) I am perfectly capable of proving that I am real at the drop of a hat.  I expect you to as well.

12) I have all the popular chatting programs, Yahoo, Skype, etc... at some point I expect to see the real you... a cam comes in handy for that, but I can spot a webcam video feed from a mile away!  Don't think I'm gullible and do not insult my intelligence.

13) Do not ask me to help you out by asking me to vote for you on some website... or sign up for a "free" membership  and that you will give me your free access passcode where I have to enter my credit card information to verify that I am an adult or serious about you.  When a 13 year old can get ahold of a credit card these days, that is no way of verifying that I am real.  And if you don't think I'm serious, meet me, call me, video chat with me and find out for yourself.  I can spot a scam a mile away, so please don't waste my time or yours and don't play me.

14) Do not ask me to send you money.  Especially when we first begin to chat.  I don't care what the reason is.  I don't care if your grandma needs medication, your rent is due, your lights are going to be shut off, the list goes on.  If you ask me to send you money after chatting for a few minutes, I will block you.  A lot of scammers on here make a living this way, chatting with guys that are lonely to get them to send them money via western union or moneygram.  You have no idea where that money is going to, and will probably never see it again if you do.  If you have money problems, don't look at me as your next victim.  Not happening.  If we meet, and establish a relationship, I don't see a problem helping you out, but not if I chat with you for 3 minutes online.  Move to the next sucker!  If you can't pay your own way, don't expect me to pay it for you!

15) Do not tell me you belong to some slave training facility and in order for me to own you, I have to pay for your release.  That's nothing but BS... and is just another way to try to get money for nothing.


I am so tired of all the fakes on here that are trying to scam those of us that are really looking.  I plan on starting a list of the names on here that have proven to me they are just looking for your money!  So... now that all that is out of the way, please, show me some respect... and I will do the same.


10/18/2013 9:20:32 PM

You Might Be a Redneck Sub...

 

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.   

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.   

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be redneck sub.   

If you know what your Master expects from you by the way he belches, you just might be a redneck sub.   

If your Master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.  

If fulfilling your Master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.  

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pick up truck,you just might be a redneck sub.  

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamigos, you just might be a redneck sub.  

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.  

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from Master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub. 

 


3/1/2012 10:53:52 PM

Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night.

The next day, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..

'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin??'

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: 'A pumpkin? Sh..t ... is it midnight already?'

The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as 'Best come-back line ever.'


3/1/2012 10:50:09 PM

So, you need a spanking badly?

Start learning the following statements and use them often:

Get it yourself ....

Coward! ...

Me? do the laundry? Am I your houseslave?

Your socks? Ask your stinking Dog ...

Hide his crops, paddles and whips and giggle when he's around ...

Get the logfiles from his computer and cut&paste them to a channel ...

Tell him that you're sorry about the whiplashes which misses you during the last whiping

 

when his/her Dom friends are around ...

Whenever he talks to you use your safeword and giggle ...

Get a saw and cut the heels off of your Domme's new thigh-high boots ...

Lash His crop into the palm of your hand and think loud about the advantages of switching ...


3/1/2012 10:47:25 PM

Subbie's Do Not ...

... use Master's crop to retrieve things from under the couch.

... snore during a spanking.

... call their Master stubborn when he insists on a punishment.

... aim for Master's head.

... use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill.

... giggle when Master drops His pants.

... make hundreds of knots into Masters new bondage rope.


1/31/2011 6:41:44 AM

How To Be An Intolerable Dom 

  • Insist that all Bondage play be done only with Silly string.
    For gagging, use Giant Supersourball Bubble gum, found in Grocery vending machines.
  • When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bounds, tell them how it brings out the color of their eyes ...
  • Make them embroider "This Ass Owned and operated by Mistress/Master (insert name here) on all of their work clothes.
  • Flog your submissive... just before they reach sub-space, sing all verses and Choruses of "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" while circling them with the silly-string can on full blast...
  • Asked to be served watermelon, at a play party...bend them over, naked of course, and have a seed spitting contest with all the Dominants aiming for the sub's anus.
  • For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, then drip a colorful pattern on them with your brand new box of 96 vibrant colored crayolas, scratch the colors off with a toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath... 
  • When they call their safeword, make them say "pretty please"... then "pretty please with sugar on top"...before you stop.
  • Have a new favorite flogger made of gummiworms. 
  • Superglue the nipple clamps ON.
  • Send your sub to the Dairy Queen for 2 quarts of Milkshakes, when they return, have the enema bag hanging in full view.
  • Sit upright for a backrub, keep saying "a little to the left" until they get dizzy from going around you.
  • Wear rainbow socks with toes in them with your 5" stilettos for that foot fetishist submissive.
  • Replace the St. Andrew's Cross in the dungeon with a life size replica of "Barney the purple Dinosaur" that sings, "I love you, you love me..." attach metal cuffs to the arms and legs of sub and Barney, go watch a video of Gone With The Wind.
  • Take your sub to K-mart...lose them and have them called over the intercom: "Will the redassed-sissyboy/sub-gal (insert favorite humiliating term) meet your Master/Goddess at the customer service desk"
  • Give all directives and commands in a Donald Duck voice. ~ When tired of the Donald Duck voice, use pig-latin.
  • When you sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say, "silly...you are already here"
  • Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.

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1/30/2011 1:44:23 PM

You May Be A Submissive If...

 

  • If you see a "Mix-Master" in the store and think it's a new self-stimulating toy, you may be a submissive.
  • If you hear the drinking toast "Bottoms up!" and instantly obey, you may be a submissive.
  • If you are more concerned about the skin on your ass then that on your face you may be a submissive.
  • If you get excited when you see an ad for "Flag Day" because you think someone mispelled a word, you may be a submissive.
  • If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
  • If you walk by dog obedience classes and offer to demonstrate from the dog's perspective, you may be a submissive.
  • If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could not care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
  • If you smile and think of a thin, flexible rod when you hear the word "switch", you may be a submissive.
  • If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive. (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
  • If you get excited while looking through the cooking implements draw of the kitchen, you may be a submissive.
  • If you visit Alcatraz, stand for hours in a dark cell, and come out flushed and smiling, you may be a submissive.
  • If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
  • If you surf the net to find your own webmaster, you may be a submissive. If you go to the paint store just for the stir sticks, you may be a submissive.
  • If you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
  • If you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
  • If you anxiously wait to get from publishing houses the form letter stating "Thank you for your submission.", you may be a submissive.
  • If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
  • If you're envious of the neighbour dog's new spike collar & leash, you may be a submissive.
  • If you call your personal vibrator "Sir," you may be a submissive.
  • If you go to the pet store, look at the leather collars, and pick out two or three that match some outfits you own, you may be a submissive!
  • If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
  • If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
  • If you can't make up your mind, you may be a submissive.
  • If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a handsome Dom, you may well be a submissive.
  • If your closet is full of knee pads, but you don't play sports, you may be submissive.
  • If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
  • If you think "I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!" when a Bridal Fashion Show is to be held in your town, you may be submissive

7/31/2004 10:59:04 PM

Here's a poem I wrote awhile back... hope you like it:


Strength
 

She stood unable to move.
Her body covered with a rigid second skin
from the top of her head to the soles of her feet.
It allowed no movement.
She could only stand and look straight ahead.



She didn't know how long she had been standing there
- it seemed forever.
Her arms were outstretched with a gesture of pleading,
but she couldn't move them.
Her mouth wanting to plead for release
but was unable to speak
Only her eyes showed the fear,
the soul wrenching pain and
the consuming desire for release
which went to her very soul.



She had seen glimpses of many people
who had tried to help her -
they had always been stopped
by the second skin which she wore.
They had never been able to make a dent
in the "armor" in which she had been encased,
and they had gone away
with out being able to release her.
They did not understand what it took
to penetrate that shell which held her.
They were chased away by the voice
which came from the speaker on the chest
which proclaimed that she had chosen
to be where she was and to leave her alone.
They did not look into her eyes
and see what was really there.



There came one,
who ignored the speaker,
who looked into her eyes
and saw what was really there.
He knew how to remove the second skin,
and started to release her
- always watching her eyes.



As the skin started to open the smallest crack
he saw a look of absolute panic,
and he understood the terror which he saw.



She had worn that skin so long
that she believed, with it gone,
she might die or that she
would have no strength
and would not even be able to even lift her head
from the ground when she fell.
She had come to depend on that hated skin,
she believed, for her very life.



He talked to her,
and told her that there was another way,
to replace the hated skin with a softer one,
which would give her the same kind of support,
but which could be removed a
little at a time as her strength grew.



If she chose this new skin
it could give her time to develop
the belief in her strength.
He knew it was there,
but she had been held so rigid
for so long
that she did not have that conviction.



He told her that his desire
was to see her happy and free.
The new skin would replace the old one,
and that together they would decide
how and when to remove the pieces of the new skin
as the areas underneath were understood to be strong.



She had always seen control
as the "safe space" yet desired
to not be in control,
a control which had always controlled her
and would not voluntarily let her go.



She needed someone who could take the load
of responsibility and decision from her.
Someone who would understand her current need
to be seen as strong on the outside.



Someone to provide a safe space
where she was "not allowed" to be in control.
Where she could safely strip away
the facade of strength she presents to the world
and be the soft passionate woman that she is,
but isn't allowed to be.



she needed a place to explore herself,
explore her needs and wants,
where her fantasies of not having to be strong
were a reality.
Where someone would "control" her
with a strong gentle hand and a loving heart,
until she understood that her "soft" side was in fact
stronger and tougher than her "strong" side.



He explained to her that relationships
grow and change and evolve, as do all living things,
and that any relationship which did not grow was doomed
to stagnate and wither.



He told her that when relationships were open and honest
from both sides they always grew and flourished.
They took on a life of their own
and supported and nourished their creators.
They became stronger with age and maturity,
but the shape they took came naturally
and could not be predetermined.
They might look like a pair of intertwined rose bushes
so interlaced you could not tell one from the other
or a pair of stately oaks standing side by side with their
crowns touching and creating a special space around them.



He understood how hard it is to let go of
the "safety of being in control" and that
"being in control"
was an insideous monster because
regardless of how much control you had
"it" was never enough.



So he bound her body gently
from the top of her head
to the soles of her feet
and the skin which she passionately hated
and equally passionately loved
for the sense of security it seemed to give,
that had imprisoned her for so long,
gradually disolved away.



She was still bound but the bindings
were soft and placed with loving care
and she knew they were there
to support her not confine her.
She now knew that the being bound
could open the doors
and create a space of freedom
or be a space of fear, darkness and pain.



She discovered that control
and being in control were two different things.
"Control" could be as soft as a kitten
or as hard as diamonds as the need arose
and that "being in control" was like an egg
- hard and brittle on the outside -
- easily damaged -
with nothing solid on the inside for support.



She discovered that her fears
of not being enough
were just that - fears -
with no substance or validity.



She learned that the bonds
that now held her were soft and gentle
and were not bonds at all.



They were a soft shimmering gown
that clothed her strength
her softness and her love.


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