Addicted to the B.
Am the D.
Quite the S.
Inviting the M.

I get off on the power, not the sex. My fetish is obviously bondage, so I can tie you and simply not touch you sexually unless you want it. If not, cool. I'll just watch tv, read and keeping your legs in my lap, rub them because its soothing to me.

Ladies. I love and adore you. I'm that nice guy but I learned from the ones that, allegedly, mistreated you. What did I learn?

1-Unless you're between 18-29, you cant play hard to get like that.

2-My treatment of my time and space is equivalent to your treatment of your pussy. I can't take your pussy without permission lest I face jail time(isolation), but you can't take my time/invade my space unless you want to face my emotional jail time(isolation).

That includes chivalry. It should be given by me not taken by you. So, no you can't come over nor invite me over when you are on your cycle- I'v heard that excuse before. No I don't want to remain a few minutes extra on the phone talking about nonsense because its not a stereotype that you can ramble. If you come with the "let's talk" it better be about some shit you plan on doing of which you could just do and not talk about it. It's why I love gags so much.

My happiness has value too, which make the saying "happy wife, happy life" a bit one-sided.

First things first.
I tie hands and feet of all the honeys,
dummies,
playboy bunnies,
Those that think they're chubby.
This is what I like cause they will get the elation
of penetration
unless it smells like sanitation....
(Taken from "One more chance")

Anyway, you get the point of the play on the name of one of the all time greats to pick up a mic as well as the kink link. 
Women are the stronger of the species and it gives me great pleasure to have complete control over such power, even under temporary conditions. (Like ordering food for delivery and she is behind the couch, on the floor with every opportunity to make things interesting.) Oh the rush....
Of course, we have to get to know each other and discuss safety, limits, scheduling, ideas, suggestions, your desires, etc.

Finally, the BAG to the name is "bind/blindfold and gag".

FYI-When I look at your profile, I check to see if I can tie you first, before I send a message.