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NO ONLINE OR LONG DISTANCE please only interested in people in Houston
Let me see I am an experienced and knowledgeable female with active bdsm since i was 16 If you think BDSM is about sex or that everybody is divided in DOM SUB please dont waste your time I Am only going to piss you off anyway ) I am not into Ds if you do not understand this we will not be able to get along, my kinks do not involve domination or submission.
There are more things in heaven and earth,Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.....
and kink is not the exception so I am not a Sub or a switch or a domme I am a top-bottom switch ( YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE ) but, Life is good but really if you come with the kneel sub or you are not a slave because you havent met the right master... stupid attitude most wannabes have, I will laugh at you, a real man doesnt need props to impress a woman and a real woman doesnt either
I am here for friendship and conversation, to meet people, not for a play partner, casual play or a relationship. please do not feel offended is not personal i am simply not looking.
Well traveled and laid back, looking to make friends first and then see what happens, please
relatively new to Texas I am Italian and lived in 9 different countries been to over 40 , looking to make friends exchange experiences and hang out NOT looking for play partners, please no long distance or online stuff.
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I've been collecting random stories of trolling for my amusement here but i think i need to also ad that there is many nice people who are fun to talk and even though are not what i am looking for (they are too far away) are great and worthy and make me enjoy this site immensely
Of course i also enjoy pocking fun at the trolls :) and laughing at the fakes I might be the only one who finds them entertaining but i do have an odd sense of humor.
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Got a message from some wannabe domat 11:30 pm ona saturday night who said
"little one if you are this late on a site like this you must be aroused......"god the lameness of it made me laugh really hard i almost peed myself
thanks wannabe's and wankers you made my watching a movie with the kids and put the youngest one back to sleep time wonderful :0 |
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Does anybody else have some sort of perverse want to run away screaming whenever you read a profile that in the first 5 likes screams I AM INTELLIGENT MATURE THE BEST DOM/DOMME IN THE WORLD or any variation of that topic? it really makes me cringe when people have to tell me how intelligent or clever or dominant or whatever they are really If others cant see you are so intelligent there must be a problem with them and therefore a reason to scream it to the world ;)
besides that any profile that I AM I AM IAM is kinda creepy lol
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today some guy made me laugh
He didn't read my profile and came up with a "nice tits" when i told him i found it rather an immature way to approach woman
he told me i was a fake because i have the same pics in that an Italian has in a UK profile really had to laugh at that and explain IT IS MY UK PROFILE IN THE UK SITE go figure lol
funny how people get all confused when they don't use their little brains or maybe he was just using the little one between his legs.
This Italian lady thanks that self called gentleman for the humour provided during a thunderstorm north of Houston that kept me at home this afternoon :)
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I've noticed many "dominants" here write int heir profiles how they want a submissive to "MAKE" into the woman they want, to change into what they think should be the"RIGHT" woman for them in a LTR
now don't take me wrong yes there is a lot of rules and structure in a D/s relationship. but lets be honest you can not CHANGE people you cant grab a grown adult for more submissive that the person is and change who they are D/s is not about changing people or "molding" them is about encountering somebody you like who is the person you want whose needs compliment yours and who is willing to follow your lead, be it 24/7 or just "play" time. and you can Explore together find new things new ways of expressing and interacting learn new ways to play and do things that fulfill the needs of both but that by no means molding, since if is not already part of what the person needs is then not gonna happen, and also in every relationship both people grow and learn and change a bit but that is what we all do trough life, or we would be stagnant losers who just became emotionally and mentally stunted
fantasysts and wannabe's are a sad thing and generally lonely wankers they stay, even if for a short term they find a misguided sub who think their domeneering ways are real dominating.
and this is for both MEN AND WOMEN DOM not an attack on men in any ways but to those wannabe dominants of every gender |
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I have to laugh at people who do not read profiles and claim they do are hilarious, the fact that when that little point is explained to them they keep lying telling you they read it.
Take this guy he says I read your profile found it interesting are you collared? and i have to laugh I MEAN REALLY??? when i asked him why the untruth he says circumstances change.
have to tell him what a dumb ass he is and move on laughing
why do people who cant even write in THEIR OWN LANGUAGE feel the need to prove to themselves and others how "intelligent" they are? note here IF a foreigner knows more grammar and can spell better than you, then you are not SMART don't fool yourself.
another source of endless amusement are the fat FAT FAT people with FAT FAT PICS who claim to weight about half of what their pic shows,
really who the hell do they think they are kidding????
and last but not least the ones with pics either from 1984 (when they were 30) or who clearly show somebody much much older than what they claim to be, but swear they Just look older, i am sure any man in his 40's agree than looking like a grandpa is normal at his age lol
COME ON PEOPLE not everyone is as stupid as YOU are, just because it sounds good in YOUR head does not mean is a smart thing
dont try YOU CAN'T |
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wondering why is it soo hard to accept for some fold in here that a woman ina relationship who is sub in that relationship even when she is switch in general migfht be forced ( for whatever reason ) to be without a drivers license, damn you dom peoepl ( and yea i am switch so i do dome others too) should understand that readily, and not assume other bull there I dont lie but really, as soon as i tell people that due to crcumstnaces and my mans wishes i am not driving at the moment they think i am either a fake or i really care not to meet them ,it makes me think they just want something i said was not willing to give
And idiots telling me well i can drive to you REALLY DONT GET IT
has been months now since i got a TX license that id dint have when i jsut moved here clearely SINCE I JUST MOVED HERE
so get over it |
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Some people have bigger problems and don't figure out those are the reasons they are single, Men who have to tlel you how they have a DEGREE AND A GREAT JOB and bla bla bla but cant take you correcting a mistake they made when using a word or with a definition. others who cant read clearely evne after you type 5 times that you are not looking fro casual and tell them directly I DONT WANT TO MISLEAD YOU they still think you just say that but you are gonna get WITH THEM anyways.
MMM no wonder they dont get any, but of course they tell you they get plenty and YOU ARE A WHORE ad bla bla bla, love when rejected men get insulting or when guys who say ohh i wanna be your friend realize that is all you want with them they prove my instincts about them and the reason for not bieng interested in anything with them
some people put simply need to grow up but gosh how much fun is to laugh at them |
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OK BIGGEST freaking nustcase in here DOGTAMER from TX really nutcase either strung out on so many freakign drugs he cant count them or what not he believes he is soem sort of "RETIRED" soldier who has been serving in iraq and had gases poisinong him and taking meds for cyaninde and those asre the only ones thsat permit him to breath,, bla bla bla his profile says he is 50 he tells yo he is 56 if you are lucky, ( what means he is either older or jsut stupid) then procedes to tell you how his ex was a SCAMMER he says his EX SLAVE he met here but he has been in active duty for 7 years and she
bla bla bla sap story told in really unstructured ways then yo ask a questiona nd he answers AFFIRMATIVE, NEGATIVE then he gets annoyed because you are not playing his stupid game, or buying his bullshit, and he makes soem nonsense about how you are LOOKING FOR A GOD, or a master but men are only human. ( when profiles say looking for friends ) even though you havent talked about naything but trying to understand the mess his messages were, for example he kept saying he was in stop mode, and after 5 times of askign what the hell he ment, he said he stops talking and listens to my questions about him, so anyways stay away from this freakzoide is msot likely deranged AND dangerous lol hillarious conversation though, gonna be laughing at him all weekend hope he doesnt OD on whatever he is taking. |
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Fun fun morning, I was talking to somebody yesterday about how the lack of mayor idiots in here surprises me you knwo those who talk shit and thne insult you. well talked too fast got two this morning gosh they gave me such a good load of laughs, one who is called TODD something or other age 44 who says to be a DADDY DOM from calif looking for slave girl to COLLAR IN REAL LIFE, lol his message to me "hi princesss.....DADDY!!!"" lol really and when i said "very nice pic, but i think you are the kind who message people wothout reading their profile, and you shouldnt treat women like you own them in a first message is kinda creepy" i got a YOU ARE A SICK TWISTED UGLY ...BLOCKED" lol funny
but the best was some supposed 31 years old sub in TX with a blank profile. whose message was " SEND ME A FACE PIC" when i said you know manenrs are important let alone being a "sub "DEMANDING pics, he replied that i must be ugly i told the child that of course i am ugly and to go finish his breakfast before the school bus arrived
then i got the odd one a :o) when i replied ????? he said jsut smiling i said go ahead. he replied thanks, that was it . the end the very end. lol from TURKISHDELIGHT
since this site has no name and shame policy i will make a daily task to add the funny ones here at least it will remind me and give me a good laugh. |
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