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Let’s be honest here –

I am not the girl men fall in love with.
I am the girl that men want to fuck.
I am a conquest. A prize. A show.

I could count on five hundred fingers
the number of people that have professed,
“I like you. You’re different. You’re an interesting girl.”

Apparently I’m not fascinating enough for you
to want to hold for more than a one-night stand.

Once
as I finished swimming a sea of blankets
and got left stranded on the shore,
I asked myself:

What’s wrong with me?
What am I doing?
Am I not good enough for anybody?

And right before I could drown again,
the sun woke up and said,

“You are.
You are enough.
Forget the men whose hands have groped your hips
in search for answers to questions
you’ve never even heard of.
Do not settle for people who do not appreciate you,
who do not know how lucky they are.
Remember it is a privilege to be loved by you,
or even just
to be touched by you, and
the warmth of another body does not define your worth.

These men –
they think that they can own you
with their drunken stares and roughened arms, but
I have circled the earth
a thousand times
to feed the light flowing inside your skin.
Do not waste it by illuminating those who
can not even be bothered
to learn your last name.”

So that night when
the moon tried once more to pin me down,
I told him:

I am made of sunlight, crashing waves, and fireworks.
You think you can tame me
and cool my flesh?
I am the girl who plays with matches,
and trust me I play it well.
Lord knows I’ve walked through villages leaving
a pile of destruction in my wake.

My heart is a bushfire
and the next time you try to control me,
darling, make no mistake –

I will burst out and ravage you in flames.

I’ll
burn
you
to
the
ground.

By Sade Andria Zabala
http://sadeandriazabala.com/

5o Shades of Innocence

My 16 yr old daughter just asked me if I had seen 50 Shades yet.. because she has.......Sweet Jesus...here we go.

Me: So what was it about?
Her: I can't tell you... it has that 'stuff' in it
Me: What stuff?
Her: You know... that alphabet stuff...
Me: What alphabet stuff?
Her: You know...
Me: You mean BDSM?
Her: Yes.. but there wasn't much.
Me: What did they do?
Her: I can't tell you, you should see the movie.
Me: Did you read the book?
Her: There's a book?
Me: Yes.. 3 of them.
Her: Well.. I can't wait until the next one.. it ended in a cliff hanger
Me: Mmhmm...people like that.....suspension.
Her: looks at me like wtf shrugs and walks away.

Me...just about rolling on the floor.

For All The Girls With Messy Hearts And To The Men Who Have Tasted Mine

5o Shades of Innocence

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One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie Nelda, Elma, Lacey, Sippy and Rosie.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.