Collarspace.com

lyricalsongbird

lyricalsongbird - photo 1
lyricalsongbird - photo 2
Engaged. )

I am many things. Im a teacher, a writer, an artist, a witch, an intellectual, a musician, and a die-hard Buffy fan. I am a - I love to laugh, drink coffee, play in the rain, and go to the aquarium. I have maintained my child-like love of life while building a maturity I am told is far beyond my years. I work hard and I play harder.



The question everyone asks What are you looking for?



Heres the answer. Its the only answer I will ever give.Im looking for a man who can reduce me to a puddle in the same tone of voice in which he orders his coffee.



So there it is. i cant elaborate. I cant explain. I cant instruct. That shit cant be taught. You either have it or you dont.



Yes, the pics are of me.



ADDENDUM

Im not looking for long distance.

Im not going to relocate.

Im not going to answer your message if you cant be bothered to type the entire word and use appropriate punctuation, grammar, and spelling.

I dont want to get married and have kids, with you or with anyone else.
10/12/2017 9:31:22 PM
So this man emails me with this lovely email, but he is too far away. I tell him, very politely, that he is too far away and that I am in a relationship currently. His reply? 


"That's ok. No shortage of obese, uneducated, uncouth, unemployed slobs here to pick from..."


THAT escalated quickly, LOL. 

Ya'll complain that women don't respond? THIS IS WHY. This experience is the RULE, not the exception.
6/9/2017 9:30:16 AM
For the record, "great tits" may not be the best way to try to approach me for conversation and possibly more. Just saying.
6/8/2017 11:42:37 AM
Today, after I refused to send Random Internet Dom a picture of my tied-up breasts, he responded, "Well, I was looking to speak with a SUB, anyway." I replied, "That's funny. I was looking to speak with a DOMINANT." 

Seriously, if you start all your conversations asking for naked and kinky pictures from women, you have no business being insulted when they reject you. If you are of the opinion that this is all about sex, you need to stay the hell away from me. I'm after something much deeper than that. 
6/5/2017 6:58:05 AM
I don't know. Maybe my expectations really ARE too high. But I'm not willing to lower them just so I can get "something." They are what they are and I know what I want. I can't compromise that. 
mistersssmoke
 
 Age: 30
 Bolton, United Kingdom