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Wwe feel the time has come to give up on CS, for now at least.
The devs have done not a single thing to improve the site --EVER--
while letting critical features like the journals break.

Wwe will check in from time to time and check in with friends and keep up with correspondence, but Oour main focus for social interaction will be that other Fet-ish site where we have the same screen name.

Hopefully CS will some day get the care and attention it deserves from the devs. Until then.... Ciao.

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12/16/2023 7:40:58 PM

So We aren't online much these days. 

Over the years We have settled in to a routine [or maybe a rut?] where We are more otlr less satisfied with keeping our Lifestyle activities to the bedroom and between the two of Us while waiting for the offsprings to set out on their own.

It took a little longer than We had originally thought, but last week the last of them flew the coop and We finally have an empty nest!

The question is, aside from moving our activities out of the bedroom, are We still interested in inviting another to join us, for occasional play or possibly more?

 

Time will tell, I suppose.


11/22/2023 5:29:32 PM

Whether you're giving or receiving...

Happy Spanksgiving everyone!


6/6/2023 1:41:39 AM

My new favorite hobby is perusing the FB/twitterverse and seeing a certain segment of the population (who themselves use 'snowflake' as a perjorative) get triggered by rainbow colors on corporate logos.


12/24/2022 11:50:07 PM

Whetever holiday you celebrate, may it be safe, sane, consensual and as kinky [or not] as you like!


9/17/2022 9:48:41 AM

I've said this before, but it bears repeating: dark backgrounds under black texts make your journals difficult or impossible to read!


4/13/2022 8:26:14 PM

So the site actually appears to be improving bit by bit, and I'm pleasantly surprised.

Journals have been back and work the way they should. And today I sent a message without having all of the punctuation stripped out en route to the recipient.

Dare I make an attempt at a profile update? How long are y'all waiting for approval these days?


4/10/2022 4:27:30 PM

Why are breasts the only thing we ever use the term "pendulous" to describe?


1/9/2022 2:50:05 AM

A bit of friendly advice for all you journalers... black text on a black background just makes a black box with no words.


12/31/2021 10:15:06 PM

Happy new year!


12/25/2021 5:35:37 PM

Merry kinksmas, everyone!


11/27/2021 8:52:49 AM

We're long overdue for a profile update, but last time we tried it took almost a month to get approved and we couldn't send messages in the interim....

Is a long wait still the norm?


11/25/2021 9:04:10 AM

Happy Spanksgiving everyone...

Or, if you prefer, "spanksgetting"

 


11/20/2021 9:15:27 AM

"Show them how hot you are when you cum...."
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.?viewkey=ph60f17e22df45c


11/17/2021 2:02:42 AM

I get the impression a lot of people haven't realized the journals are working again.


11/11/2021 10:41:48 AM

Happy Veterans Day to all my fellow kinky Vets!


10/26/2021 7:43:20 AM

Now all they need to do is fix whatever has been taking punctuation out of messages,  put profile pics back in the list view, reduce the ridiculous time it takes to approve profile changes, put the distance filter back in the search engine, and about 10 other features that have been broken so long I can't even remember them.


10/26/2021 7:25:54 AM

Holy shit! Journals are back!


12/31/2017 9:52:34 PM
Happy new year everyone!

12/24/2017 6:25:48 PM
Merry Kinksmas everyone!

11/23/2017 2:05:52 PM
Happy Spanksgiving everyone! ...or, you know... 'SpanksGetting,' if that's what you prefer.

11/18/2017 4:05:08 PM
Remember just a few weeks ago when I said "no more volunteering for seven 12-hour shifts in a row?" Damned if I didn't do it again...

11/16/2017 3:43:42 PM
So my elbow injury, almost 4 weeks later, is *almost* healed. At least to the point where I can get back to working on the yoke. It's very close to being ready for human trial... Can't wait to see it in action!

11/3/2017 11:35:14 PM
Seasonal allergies' last assault, or an oncoming common cold... Whichever it is, I feel like there's a basketball stuffed into my sinuses.

10/23/2017 9:48:22 AM
Got up for work at 0230 yesterday morning for 12-hour shift #7. Promptly tripped over my own two feet, fell down the stairs onto the concrete garage floor, and landed on my elbow. Stood up, shook the dust off, cursed myself for being clumsy, and got in the car. A couple miles up the road I felt blood running down my arm. Got to work and had a coworker who is an EMT wrap it up. Worked my 12 and came home to watch the Steelers whoop up on the Bungles. After a painful and sleepless night I finally decided to stop in at the ER. Nothing is broken but I managed to punch a 1/2 inch hole in the skin and bursa layer, so now I'm on antibiotics and light duty. The moral of the story is: No more volunteering for 7 days in a row at work!

10/21/2017 2:49:35 PM
Hot tub and a cold gin & tonic after 12-hour shift #6.
The 84-hour work week is brutal, but 36 hours of OT on one paycheck is SO nice.
Now all I need is for my princess to get home and pamper me some.

9/28/2017 8:06:04 PM
Offsprings both out of the house for the night-- went skinnydipping in the swim spa!
Mostly vanilla, aside from the exhibitionist angle... Will take some practice to get it right.

9/27/2017 4:18:44 AM
From a discussion group on FetLife: "To find a great Dominant, work on becoming a great sub."
Of course, the supplementary statement also holds true-- 'To find a great sub, work on becoming a great Dominant.'
But here's the catch: we're all unique. What I see as qualities of a 'great' sub may not be considered so by other Doms. [M]

9/24/2017 12:32:13 PM
Devs need to add:
 "Read the fucking profile before asking stupid questions!"
...to the quick reply list!

9/24/2017 11:52:34 AM
The swim spa is in, and it's AWESOME!

9/14/2017 2:09:06 PM
Seen today on a new user's profile:

"Total Submission. Some limits apply."

Which is it? You can have one or the other, but not both.

9/6/2017 5:17:41 PM
Okay, so the "modified shrew's fiddle" is actually more of a yoke. I can also build a more traditional Shrew's Fiddle if anyone is interested.

8/28/2017 12:04:54 PM
Finishing up designs for a modified "Shrew's Fiddle" ...only it holds the hands out to the sides instead of in front, so it's actually not a Shrew's Fiddle at all. Unfortunately I can't find anything else quite like it to compare or name it. So a "Shrew's Fiddle" it is.

The final product will most likely be a combination of Oak, Maple and Walnut. It will be almost 100% wood, with two small nut/bolts that will be hidden from sight. Tentative pricing is around $75 to 100 depending on customization and it will be available on Etsy.

8/20/2017 5:02:04 PM
Ten days off... Went by in a flash. Got a lot of prep work done for the swim spa and all that's left is the delivery and electrical hookup. Tomorrow its back to the grind tho, and possibly another 84 hour work week.

8/6/2017 9:21:20 AM
Just looked at the schedule for next week and --oops-- they have me down for 3 more days of vacation than I asked for. Should I take the ten days or just be satisfied with seven? #firstworldproblems

8/3/2017 5:41:09 AM
Life goals... https://www.buzzfeed.com/mandycaruso/the-x-rated-furniture-of-catherine-the-great-is-something

7/21/2017 3:38:05 PM
Back home from "Vacation Phase 1" in Myrtle Beach. Pretty sure I saw a DD/lg couple playing Pac-Man in one of the arcades. Looking forward to going back again.

Back in li'l old Delaware, taking a day to recover, reacquaint with the fur babies, and restock the freezer that had a GFCI "mishap" then it's off to Phase 2 in a couple days.

7/14/2017 12:28:00 PM
Hunker down, mid Atlantic... Its gonna be a wild night

7/13/2017 5:42:30 PM
For a while there every time I clicked I ended up looking like I was logged in as someone else... Able to read their messages, the whole nine yards. Over the space of ten minutes I was logged in as at least four different profiles. Anyone else have this happen?

7/13/2017 3:25:05 PM
Getting started on Tumblr... If you have a page there or good suggestions let us know!

6/30/2017 4:09:45 PM
....but seriously, folks-- why do you waste your own time AND O/ours by messaging to ask stupid questions without reading the profile???
And also, forreals, if you want to be at all taken seriously as a CD, at least shave off the early 2000's goatee!

6/26/2017 4:40:22 AM
Only having one day off to swing from night shift to day shift is quite taxing on one's body. Having the offsprings out of the house for some pampering at bedtime was a big help!

6/16/2017 5:06:58 PM
If you're having trouble sending messages from the journals page, try going to the member's profile and send your message from there.

6/12/2017 10:05:01 AM
"Gomez? Last night you were... unhinged.
  You were like some desperate, howling demon!
  You frightened me...
  ...do it again?"

--Morticia Addams

5/31/2017 1:48:14 AM
Got home from work yesterday to find the house devoid of offspring for a change... And my princess was waiting in bed to pamper me. Life is good!

5/26/2017 12:32:06 AM
These night shifts are starting to lose their appeal.
The peace and quiet of not having two helicopter bosses for every worker is still nice.
The peace and quiet of not having maintenance and contractors crawling over the equipment is nice.
But I miss my princess...

5/17/2017 2:08:11 AM
The shitty rap in the background really ruins it... but the bitch can sure power through and take the cock.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.?viewkey=ph584074526840a

5/16/2017 11:05:22 AM
I'm not eighteen any more;
however, I don't quite need Viagra yet!

"Once a King, always a King...
 ...but once a Knight is enough."

5/9/2017 7:24:25 AM
"User has blocked you, message not sent."

If that don't beat all... How paranoid and/or rude must you be to feel the need to block a profile, simply because they viewed yours?

4/18/2017 5:01:39 AM
Saw a couple at the Bacardi distillery tour yesterday who *might* have been DDlg.... Or it might have just been a father and daughter.

4/15/2017 2:29:05 PM
Headed to Old San Juan for a well deserved [but short] Spring Break vacation. W/we've been here before but suggestions are welcome!

3/25/2017 8:12:59 PM
So... Huge pet peeve of mine...

"Dominate" [dom-uh-neyt] is a verb.

"Dominant" [dom-uh-nuh nt] is an adjective.


Used correctly: 'i am looking for a Dominant man. i want him to dominate me." End of rant.

7/30/2016 5:40:07 AM
Subscribing to a journal from a mobile device, in nine sarcastically  easy steps:

1. Click "view profile"
2. Click "Add to Favorites"
3. Click "View full site"
4. Confirm, even though youve done it a thousand times already
5. Wait ten or 15 seconds for the page to load (same speed as on a PC with a fast connection)
6. At the bottom of the button list on the left, choose "favorites" from tbe quick list (NOT the Favorites button in the main list!)
7. Select the profile you just added. Note that yhis is NOT the same as viewing the full profile.
8. Click "Subscribe to Journal"
9. (Optional) uncheck the "On Favorites List" checkbox and click "Save Changes" if you dont want the profile on your favorites list.

There you have it, folks. Only two minutes and nine steps later you have succeasfully subscribed to a journal from the mobile site!

7/21/2016 2:04:47 AM
Sir is still mad at CS. He should be, it sucks.
But I found the perfect new profile pic, I hope "Puddin" likes it!


6/7/2016 3:36:46 PM
Just when you thought the admins couldn't possibly
fuck up this place any worse...



I'm done. Forreals. I'll be checking my mail for a while but the simple act of signing on and expecting less stuff to be broken is more stress than I need in my life.
Ciao, bitches.

6/5/2016 11:54:32 AM
Wow. This pitiful site gets more and more broken with each passing hour.It would almost be funny if it wasn't so sad.

6/5/2016 10:27:29 AM
Quick! Everybody post last night's winning lottery numbers on your journal. CollarSpace's magic time machine will miraculously post the information last Tuesday -- and we'll all be millionaires! Oh, wait... Never mind... By the time the page actually loads, the four days will have passed and it will be too late.

6/5/2016 3:07:48 AM
I see that the journal and Last Online timestamps are all jacked up again. And the linefeeds in journals ("What linefeeds?") you ask... Exactly.

It's good to know that the 24 hours of downtime Friday weren't for naught... BAHAhahahaha.... Not to worry people, an alternative is on the way!

6/5/2016 2:21:55 AM
Sir had to be at work early so he was ready for bed by 7.

Normally He does as He pleases but tonight He let me make a request. I asked Him to be a bit rough, and of course He was more than happy do do so-- but he added a twist.

One of O/our favorite fantasies even from before we discovered bdsm has been having another girl join us. So tonight while Sir played roughly with my nipples and clit, He reminded me not to orgasm until permitted then began to describe in detail how O/our 'dark haired friend' might join us.

Naturally when entering the room she would strip and kneel by the bed until instructed to do otherwise. He would explain to her what was expected, then have her retrieve two clothespins from the toy drawer and return to the bedside.

(During all of this, Sir continued to pinch, squeeze and stroke my clit, thighs and nipples. He is an expert at beinging me to the edge and either keeping me there or backing me down, whichever He chooses)

Next He described how He would have our friend stand beside the bed and lean over to suck and nibble my nipples while He concentrated down below. As I neared orgasm He would stop and play with her nipples instead, causing her to bite mine harder!

After alternating between abusing my clit and O/our friend's nipples another time or two, He would have her crawl up onto the bed, place the clothespins on my nipples, and replace His hand with her mouth on my clit. He described how she would nibble, bite and suck on my clit just as He had done with my nipples.

"And what," he asked me, "do you suppose I would be doing while O/our friend nibbles on your clit?"

It was a bit of a trick question. The answer to such a query is always "Whatever Sir wishes," but i knew that He had a specific answer in mind. "Sir would be fucking her from behind," i answered.

Sir went on to describe how he would spread her ass cheeks with his hands to expose her treasures, then abuse her clit as he had done mine.

"This would serve two purposes," He explained. "First and foremost, it would please Me to do so. Secondly, the delicious pain would cause her to moan into your clit and bring you closer to orgasm."

He went on to describe how he would pull O/our friend away by her hair if i were to get too close, and how He would take that opportunity to start fucking her slowly and deeply. When i backed down from the edge He would lower her head back to my pussy, and fuck her such that His thrusts would drive her mouth into my clit. Again, He told me that His actions would serve both to please Him and to bring me back to the edge.

Several times He described how He would use His thrusts to drive her face into my clit (all the while continuing to pinch and squeeze with his hands, bringing exquisitely pleasurable pain to my clit) but pulling her back, either by her hips or hair, each time i neared orgasm.

He would further tease me, he explained, by letting our friend cum as often as she could-- "...in order for her moans and squeals of pleasure to further stimulate and frustrate you, my princess."

This went on for what seemed like hours. Sir pinched and squeezed my clit and nipples while describing how he would take his pleasure from O/our friend, bringing me to the edge (both in our fantasy and reality) more times than I could count.

"When I have had my fill of pleasure from O/our friend," he said, moving himself between my legs, "I would have her crawl up to kiss you and let you taste the fruits of her efforts."

He spread my legs wide and began to fuck me. He described how in this position, with O/our friend straddling me, he could alternate between her pussy and mine, keeping us both as close to orgasm as He wished. As before, he would let her come as often as she could -- moaning and screaming her pleasure into my mouth as we kissed.

I don't know how long Sir kept me on the edge this way, and i had long since slipped into subspace. Finally He announced that He was ready, and allowed me to come with him. I had an immense, gushing orgasm as He emptied Himself into me.

For the next few minutes he held me close as i came down from my high, describing how He would have O/our friend clean us both of O/our exertions with her mouth. Meanwhile, he gently rubbed me down with a cool, damp washcloth. When i had recovered and returned to reality from my subspace, i returned the favor and cleaned him up.

We cuddled and talked for a few minutes -- about how someday when the time is right we might meet the right "dark haired girl" for real and make our fantasy come true-- until Sir fell asleep.

6/3/2016 11:53:57 PM
Oh well.... after yesterday's extended down time "for maintenance..." CS is back. And more broken than ever.

5/17/2016 8:50:53 PM
Probably not going to do a *true* Shrew's Fiddle this time around. Probably something more like a yoke or cangue.

Still planning on a three-layered,  hidden hinge design using Oak and either Maple or Walnut.  
Part of my conundrum is deciding whether to stay home Thursday and work on this or get paid -- overtime -- to be out on the river in a boat for the day.

5/15/2016 5:51:10 AM
Well, princess is off on another ten day business trip. Nothing to do but head to the workshop and build some toys for her welcome home!  

I think it's time for the layered/laminate Shrew's Fiddle...

5/5/2016 7:16:57 PM
It's oh so good to be pampered. Especially when it consists of princess voluntarily forcing herself to do some things she normally doesn't like.

I came out from my shower to find the bedroom lit by a single candle, and princess laying blindfolded across the bed, in one of my favorite babydoll teddies, with her head over the side and her mouth wide open.


"I am a lucky beast." -- The Harrad Experiment

5/3/2016 10:36:55 AM
Wicked stressful day at work. 

Looking forward to a long hot shower, a tall cold drink...

And being pampered by my princess.

5/2/2016 1:47:46 PM

Here's a little something

that I just added to my bucket list!!
 

From SexuallyBroken dot com... she's boxed up in a wooden crate with only her head and ass sticking out. But wait, there's more!  The crate is suspended from the ceiling so that her mouth and ass are the perfect height...

http://www.sexuallybroken.com/sexual/bondage/trailer.?y=2016&p=03_18odelacroix8&u=SexuallyBroken-Odette-Delacroix-Matt-Williams-Jack-Hammer-Tiny-blonde-Odette-Delacroix-bound-inside-a-box-and-roughly-fucked-from-both-ends-by-cock

4/25/2016 5:46:32 PM
Who would ever have thought that penguins were the most kinky the animals?

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/ad-lie-penguins-are-sexually-depraved-little-perverts

4/19/2016 9:37:02 AM
"We need more bottom" ...and "We blow"
Sounds like a very interesting story, but it's not what you think.
https://vimeo.com/5568188

4/2/2016 11:31:49 AM
Princess will be back from her business trip in a couple of hours. Her welcome home will be.... Epic.
(Not pictured: Eye mask, the only thing she'll see on the bed when she comes in...)

3/27/2016 6:16:42 PM
I need some advice from someone a little bit nerdier than me...

I browse CS often on my Android phone. Opera lets me zoom in and out, but randomly switches back to the mobile veraion of the site. Chrome stays on the full site but wont zoom in or out.

Can someone recommend an Android browser that doesnt screw everything up?

Thanks!

3/27/2016 1:47:56 AM
Happy "Ishtar" Everyone!

3/22/2016 11:32:39 AM
Just a heads up for Philly/SEPA/NJ/DE users... new account called "asensualslave" is using fake pics (do a google image search, the pics belong to a british model!)

3/22/2016 10:31:25 AM
I want an invitation to this party!


3/17/2016 5:36:26 AM
Happy St. Paddlin's Day everyone.

3/8/2016 6:39:53 AM

Just like a car crash
Just like a knife
My favourite weapon
Is the look in your eyes


3/5/2016 12:57:10 PM
Not a true Triskele, but a close approximation...
http://www.ties.com/how-to-tie-a-tie/trinity

3/2/2016 10:57:12 PM
An interesting read. Not necessarily BDSM- related, but noteworthy nonetheless. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1stikf/she_cums_first/

3/1/2016 7:49:33 AM
Off to the dentist. Too bad I'm not a masochist... But the little blonde hygienist has the most stunning blue eyes!

2/23/2016 8:35:55 PM
Naples was fun... But when we started talking to each other in Italian-accented broken English,  we knew it was time to come home. 


2/14/2016 3:05:06 PM
Took princess to the shore of the Mediterranean in Viareggio today before the Carnevale parade and told her that I want her with me for another 25 years.

2/8/2016 10:03:18 AM
Traveling again! Taking princess to Naples to see her grandparents' hometown, partying for a weekend at the "original" Carnevale in Viareggio, wine tasting at the foot of Vesuvius, driving the Amalfi Coast-- and if the weather cooperates, just maybe an afternoon on a nude beach. Otherwise there's skinnydipping in hot springs...

1/19/2016 5:06:38 PM
Two more day shifts then a three day weekend, just in time for the big ol' blizzard. Dont wait until friday to load up on bread, milk and TP!

12/31/2015 8:58:31 PM
Anyone else notice the gorean collar on the girl who just sang on the NYE show?

12/3/2015 3:37:31 PM
A repeat... but worth looking at again.

http://www.friskybusinessboutique.com/news/blog/the-endorphin-levels-in-bdsm-a-short-primer-on-sending-a-submissive-into-hyperspace

11/30/2015 10:25:51 AM
Hope everyone had a great Spanksgiving.... or Spanksgetting, whichever you're into.

11/15/2015 2:03:46 PM
Back from Tejas.

I really enjoyed A&M and College Station, fire school was intense but educational-- mostly I learned how badly a micromanager can fuck up the operation and morale of a great team!

This morning I tied princess to the bed and showed her how much I missed her. Then over to the firehouse with the offsprings for the annual family Christmas Card photo shoot, and watched the Steelers wipe the field clean with Cleveland's uniforms.

All in all, a very good day!

Tomorrow, back to the grind.... (boo, hiss)





11/8/2015 3:21:17 AM
Heading for a week of intense fire school at Texas A&M... princess gave me a royal send-off last night.

11/5/2015 11:19:33 AM
Apologies to whomever sent a chat request earlier... I'm browsing from and my phone and chat doesn't work.

10/28/2015 6:16:37 AM
I see the jacked up timestamps are back. Hooray...

10/27/2015 8:46:16 AM
Take offense if you must.... but this is how I see most Dommes, especially on CS:

http://oglaf.com/neversurrender/2/

10/4/2015 9:49:23 PM
Six times.... SIX fucking times in the last three days, I've had to drag a soft-bottomed inflatable boat out onto a flooded roadway to retrieve stupid fucking drivers who don't know better than to NOT drive out into a foot of water.

I've dragged that fucking boat back and forth so much I'm getting fucking tennis elbow.

Don't be stupid, people. If there's water on the road to the point where you can't see the pavement... DON'T DRIVE ON IT!! It only takes four inches of water to incapacitate most cars, and your 4WD SUV's and pickup trucks aren't immune either.

On the brighter side, the rain stopped and the tide is going out for the night. Time to get some much needed rest... High tide comes around again at 0557.


9/20/2015 9:47:50 AM
It takes all types. 
http://oglaf.com/dictum/

8/15/2015 12:35:49 AM
Remember when the site was "CollarMe" (a much more personal name) and everything worked the way it was supposed to?

Yeah... Good times.

8/6/2015 6:33:06 PM
Traveling for the weekend with princess and BOTH offsprings. Hopefully we'll all survive and stay out of jail 'till Sunday.

8/3/2015 5:04:29 PM
The stars and planets aligned... princess and I both had the same day off!

We went out for brunch (Helen's Sausage House, for y'all Delawareans) and ran some errands together.

Afterwards, she pampered me in bed then made dip... We called it "Hummus and Hummers day"!

8/1/2015 2:53:09 PM
I usually run middle-of-the-road to slightly left, but after this I must admit I have a new grudging respect for Faux News...

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/07/30/fox-news-host-to-women-let-your-man-bang-you-then-serve-him-beer-and-food-to-thank-him-video/

7/23/2015 11:39:49 AM
Anyone hear about the new tell-all book by the cast of SNL about how they all cheated their way through college? It's called...

"Shifty Grades of Fey."

7/7/2015 7:18:52 AM
Did I mention how incredibly awesome the Liberator is?
 
Best $400 I ever spent. Seriously.

7/3/2015 12:00:10 PM
Glad to see the "newest local users" button back after its brief... Vacation?

6/3/2015 2:44:53 AM
So... 50 Shades of Gray. We finally found sometime when we were both home and the offsprings were out, and watched the movie.
 
It wasn't as truly awful as I expected, but the ending seemed to be out of character for both of them. And that whole "that's not who I am (but I won't tell you why, you'll have to watch the sequel) was definitely a disappointment as well. Your thoughts?

5/7/2015 7:58:49 AM
I had a feeling that this was the case...
http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

5/5/2015 2:51:11 PM
Missing my princess... and gleefully scheming up her homecoming

4/10/2015 5:26:53 PM
The Liberator arrived today. It's everything we hoped for, and then some!

4/5/2015 9:59:06 AM
Happy Eat-ster everyone! Finally got tired of talking about it, and ordered a Liberator. Woohoo!

2/16/2015 7:28:40 AM
"50 Shades is brillant Comedy" ...who knew? Maybe I'll spend $1 to see it out of the redbox after all.

http://www.vox.com/2015/2/14/8038261/50-shades-of-grey-movie-review


2/6/2015 4:25:29 PM
Got whipped and paddled right out on the street (Pirates' Alley) by a girl in a topless pirate outfit for $1. Switching, it turns out, isn't my thing. When she was finished, I looked her in the eye and asked, "Is that all you got?" Gotta love NOLA tho.

2/3/2015 11:23:57 AM
In NOLA for a week. What's fun to do? Besides Bourbon Street, of course)

1/30/2015 10:22:11 AM
Published my first story on StoriesOnline... no sex in it tho. I decided that if I couldn't write 'just a story' well enough, then I wouldn't be able to write a good sex story either.

http://storiesonline.net/a/LastCallAgain

So far I've gotten very positive feedback. The next story will be much more raunchy!

12/31/2014 8:20:55 PM
Happy New year, everyone

12/24/2014 10:59:47 AM
Merry Kinksmas and Season's Beatings, everyone!
I had a really cool pic of a gift tag that says "HO HO HO".... but upside down it says "OH OH OH" instead. Can't get it to upload tho.... Crampus is at work, I guess.

11/30/2014 11:50:12 AM
Hope everyone is enjoying National Leftovers Weekend as much as I am....

11/26/2014 1:25:25 PM
Taking a moment to wish all you kinksters a happy, horny and SAFE Spanksgiving! (And a happy, horny and safe November 27th for those of you outside the States.)
 
Please take a moment to remember those in the Armed Services, Firefighters, Police and anyone else who can't be with their families this joyous holiday.
 
And for crying out loud, drive like a civilized human being!

11/19/2014 5:47:47 PM
Here's a bit of unsolicited advice for you all:

NEVER give absinthe to a manic depressive (currently referred to as Bipolar).

Never ever ever ever ever!

Apparently there are some serious stimulants in the herbs that are infused into the liquor during fermentation/distillation. They bounce around with the depressive effect of the alcohol.... and that will have your bipolar friend swinging like a fucking yo-yo!

This public service message has been brought to you by Absente brand absinthe. Enjoy La Fey Verte today!

On a side note, princess will be home from sunny San Diego in a few hours. Glad she will be back in time to enjoy this polar freaking vortex with the rest of us!

11/16/2014 7:58:01 PM
Where did that 9 days go??  Last vacation of the year is over, but it seems like it just started.

Got a lot of winterizing stuff done around the house, built the double gate on the new fence and played with the BRT at the firehouse a couple times so it was a good vacation.

NOT looking forward to going back to work for the next 7 days straight tho!

11/12/2014 4:50:56 PM
StayCation day 6.

Took advantage of the last good weather*... Built the double-sided gate for the new fence and went up on the garage roof to power wash the side of the house.

Going up to PA to see some friends tomorrow to begin the "relax" phase of the vacation.

11/11/2014 6:54:10 PM
Happy Veterans' Day and "Welcome home" to all my fellow servicembers.

FREEDOM IS NOT FREE!!

11/8/2014 12:01:07 PM
Just saw the Rockettes for the first time with princess and a friend... Legs for days!!!

11/6/2014 12:14:25 PM
Aaaaaaand.... Vacation!!!

10/30/2014 9:54:06 PM
Okay, not sure why so many people can't seem to get this concept through their pretty little heads....
But if you don't want people to know your business, DON'T POST IT IN A FUCKING PUBLIC JOURNAL!
Am I wrong in thinking that this is simple common sense?

10/30/2014 7:12:28 PM
Here we go again... Last looong night shift before a 3 day weekend, and princess will be back from the Land of Rednecks when I wake in the morning. C'mon 4 o'clock!

10/30/2014 12:31:14 AM
I've been noticing a lot lately where people have tried to make reference to another place on the interwebs in their profiles and journals, but CollarSpace strips the address out. Pretty nifty trick.

I think the place people are referring to rhymes with 'wet wife.'

Anyone else notice this?

10/28/2014 12:04:20 PM
Shamelessly plagiarized from littleollie's profile:

"Everyone is fucked up. You just have to decide what kind of fucked up you're into."

Yup.

10/26/2014 6:28:21 PM
6 more hours to the end of another brutal 36-hours-in-3-days "work week." Not a moment too soon, either.... c'mooooon 4 0'clock!

10/24/2014 7:38:45 AM
So.... CS isn't the only place guys post and send dick pics. Apparently we're all still in junior high.

http://www.salon.com/2013/06/11/the_crotch_shot_revenge/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

10/20/2014 10:56:48 AM
http://youtu.be/03X0B6u-AxM

The new song and video by In This Moment is out...I have mixed feelings about it. I'm a fan of the band, and musically it's awesome... but the lyrics allude to some BDSM behaviors and I'm afraid it's going to bring a new glut of inexperienced, uneducated wanna-be's to sites like CS and FL.

Thoughts?

10/18/2014 6:10:51 AM
Eric Church at Philly's Wells Fargo Center tonight!!  Anyone going?

princess found a couple of super cool t-shirts with bald eagles wearing aviator glasses (like 'chief' wears) should be a good time.

10/16/2014 6:12:46 AM
A small but effective handful of correspondence had helped renew my faith in CS, at least for the time being.

10/11/2014 9:01:49 AM
Hmmm. CS seems to think that it's 10/7/14 just before 6 am... But my watch, the clock on the wall, the computer and the sun in the sky all say that it's noon on the 11th. Dafuk is up with that??

10/4/2014 8:39:08 PM
Just spent a few minutes with princess looking over SordidLove's journal...

It is obvious that this person has a LOT of anger issues. In less than a month, (she) has amassed an average of 2-3 journal entries EVERY DAY, almost exclusively dedicated to chastising others for the content of their profiles. I no longer feel anger or disdain for this poor (girl).

To paraphrase Buzz Lightyear:
"(She) is a sad, sorry little person... and (she) has my pity."

10/3/2014 9:25:43 AM
Wow... Just when I think I've become accustomed to the immaturity of a growing majority of people here...
After all of maybe 30 words of conversation, SordidLove decided that she knows us better than we know ourselves, called us pathetic (and worse)... Then has the audacity to block us so we can't reply.
Stay classy, SordidLove. Stay classy.

10/2/2014 2:57:46 PM
I'm REALLY starting to hate using the mobile version of CS... Aside from autocorrect (which I do realize isn't CS's fault), the lack of control and formatting gets really frustrating after a while!

10/1/2014 2:08:13 PM
Another marathon 84-hour work week... 5 down, 2 to go! princess gave me an awesome send-off on my way in yesterday. Didn't make my 12-hour shift any shorter, but it definitely gave me a fond memory to ponder!

9/19/2014 11:18:21 AM
"Cabin camping" (SO not real camping) at Cape May this weekend. Looking forward to some long overdue one-on-one time without the kids around to overhear!

Bringing along the toy box, natch... or maybe I'll just tie princes to the bed and read "Gerald's Game" to her?

8/7/2014 10:57:14 AM
Rediscovering some of my favorite music from the college days.... and came across this gem from Devo:

Left home with a friend of mine

Gone two years and I don't know why
Now I'm happy all the time
I can't think and I'm feelin' fine
Girl put me in a situation
Going through soft core mutation

Think you heard this all before

Now you're gonna hear some more
I know a place where dreams get crushed
Hopes are smashed but that ain't much
Voluntary experimentation
Going through soft core mutation

I'm going under, I'm going under

I'm going under, I'm going under
I'm going under, going under
Going under, going under

Down under where the lights are low

To a place where all the mutants go
Doing things I never did before
Inside out and coming back for more

Little girls with the four red lips

Never knew it could be like this
You put me in a situation
Goin' through soft core mutation

--Devo


7/20/2014 3:35:56 PM
After a three day weekend of twelve hour shifts, coming home to an empty house is a mixed bag.
 
princess is out of town for a week for work, so I'm riding herd on two young adult kids to try and keep the house not looking like a tornado went through it.
 
The pool needs cleaned, the lawn needs mowed, no one went for groceries and the laundry room is stacked halfway to the ceiling with clean(maybe) clothes.

...methinks it's time to roll up my sleeves and play bad cop/good cop (without the good cop!)

7/8/2014 11:12:00 AM
The fastest way for a profile to turn me off seems to be using the word 'dominate' as an adjective, as in "...to find a dominate man..."

'Dominate' is a verb. 

'Dominant' is an adjective.

Get your shit straight, people!

In other news, it's REALLY FREAKING HOT today. VERY glad it's my day off! princess called to say she might be home from work early-- maybe we can have some fun in the pool!

7/5/2014 11:09:55 PM
The best fireworks I've seen yet are the ones I see when my eyes are closed and I'm coming down from the high he's given me.

7/3/2014 2:10:32 PM
"Let Freedom Rock XIII" at the Camden/Philly waterfront in... about an hour. Don Felder of the Eagles, Styx and Foreigner! Tickets were part of my Father's Day gift from princess. 

Saw news articles online that say two of Styx/Foreigner's crew tour buses caught fire in the parking lot yesterday. Luckily no one was hurt and no equipment was damaged.

It's sure to be a "HOT" show! LOL

7/1/2014 11:21:44 PM
I wonder how many people wake up in the morning and say to themselves, "it's going to be the hottest day of the year so far... I think I'll spend four or five hours of it in bunker gear and climbing up and down five flights of stairs."

6/29/2014 8:47:32 AM
Naughty princess indeed! I had to give breast and ass play the spot it desserves on the live for it list! added princess wishes to the list too!

6/28/2014 3:18:38 PM
It seems that for the past week or so, princess has been accessing, making journal entries and profile changes on my account without my knowledge. Naughty, naughty princess...

6/23/2014 8:30:18 PM
To switch collars from one sub to another is often necessary as a sir or master but the role allows the break of the contract the master is always right. My forever sub, my pearl collared wife, is as accepting and loving as she is submissive and obeying. I have strayed recklessly during my time with both collared subs but I am in power of,my actions once more and ready for the full commitment for my beautiful wife. We are still seeking possible adventures with other subs but I can no longer lead others on. We are here for friends only.

6/23/2014 4:44:17 PM
The pearl collar is just what we needed. Topped the day off with a pearl necklace for the sub. She loved it

6/21/2014 5:51:43 PM
making things right with my forever one...one sir-prise at a time . or maybe 3 at a time. The callar of pearls makes her mine. i own it and her.

6/21/2014 12:56:32 PM
Date night sir-prise with my forever partner. Birds and the bees please!

4/20/2014 9:25:04 PM
Happy Ishtar!
 
Easter is a day that is honored by nearly all of contemporary Christianity and is used to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

The holiday often involves a church service at sunrise, a feast which includes an "Easter Ham", decorated eggs and stories about rabbits.


Those who love truth learn to ask questions, and many questions must be asked regarding the holiday of Easter.

 

Is it truly the day when Jesus arose from the dead? Where did all of the strange customs come from, which have nothing to do with the resurrection of our Savior?

 

The first thing we must understand is that professing Christians were not the only ones who celebrated a festival called "Easter."


"Ishtar", which is pronounced "Easter" was a day that commemorated the resurrection of one of their gods that they called "Tammuz", who was believed to be the only begotten son of the moon-goddess and the sun-god.


Personally, as a Pastafarian I celebrate EATster:

"On the third day the fridge door was cast aside.
His cold damp noodles were microwaved... 
He is REHEATED! R'amen!!"


4/16/2014 11:35:14 PM
So I just got notifications from CM that they removed two of my profile photos "due to possible copyright violations" ...which is all well and good, but for the life of me, I cant remember what they were.

4/1/2014 12:21:30 PM
The masochist begs, "Hurt me?" The sadist replies, "No."

3/19/2014 8:07:01 AM

This guy is my hero:
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/1913397/Human-Blowjob-Machine-bdsm-bondage-slave-femdom-domination 


3/18/2014 9:38:57 PM
In the desert I saw a creature, naked, bestial, Who, squatting upon the ground, Held his heart in his hands, And ate of it. I said, ?Is it good, friend?? ?It is bitter?bitter,? he answered; ?But I like it ?Because it is bitter, ?And because it is my heart.? (In the Desert by Stephen Crane)

3/6/2014 5:59:18 AM

Spent an awesome evening with my girl and saw her soon-to-be-new house. Played a little game called "the quiet game" in which I worked her over with some of our favorite toys until she made any sound-- at which time I stopped for a bit.  She swears she never played before but I'm skeptical... she was way too good at it! Then again, the ball gag probably helped.


3/4/2014 2:15:52 PM

From "the Hangover, Part 2" (It's Johnny Cash, fyi)

The beast in me
Is caged by frail and fragile bars
Restless by day
And by night rants and rages at the stars
God help the beast in me

The beast in me
Has had to learn to live with pain
And how to shelter from the rain
And in the twinkling of an eye
Might have to be restrained
God help the beast in me

Sometimes it tries to kid me
That it's just a teddy bear
And even somehow manage to vanish in the air
And that is when I must beware
Of the beast in me that everybody knows
They've seen him out dressed in my clothes
Patently unclear
If it's New York or New Year
God help the beast in me


3/2/2014 8:25:17 PM

As the kids say these days: F M L!

I didn't want to have to go to work and deal with ANOTHER snowstorm, and I got my wish, a wicked stomach virus hit me like a freight train right after dinner.

Now working in that snowstorm doesn't seem like a bad deal at all.


2/18/2014 8:34:27 AM

Once again, completely vexed by a reply to what I thought was a friendly and supportive message regarding a journal entry...

Her:
"So you have been stalking my online profile? Please don't message me again or view my profile. I'm not interested in a friendship with you or any Dom. I don't need another shoulder to fucking cry on. I have enough already."

Seriously, y'all... if you don't want people to send you messages about your shitty life, don't post journals about your shitty life!


2/7/2014 6:56:08 AM
In Baghdad sometime in August of 2009, I made a solemn vow to never again complain about cold weather. I'm not complaining.... But I will say that I'm ready for spring!

1/19/2014 9:56:23 PM

Watching porn on my new 39" 2160p monitor... it's pretty slick (pun intended) but I wish I had someone special here to share it with


12/25/2013 12:36:44 AM
Merry Kinksmas, everyone... While you're enjoying this day with your families (traditional or otherwise) please take a moment to remember those of us deployed overseas who can't be with their families.

12/24/2013 12:36:01 AM

Merry Kinksmas, everyone!


12/19/2013 4:38:00 AM
I get to see my girl tonight, if only for a few short hours. It has been much too long... And she has some things to atone for.

12/11/2013 7:44:29 AM

Got my teeth cleaned this morning by a young, bubbly, blonde, blue-eyed and VERY enthusiastic dental technician. Came home with sore gums, and half a chubber from thinking about putting her in a collar and returning the favor!


12/8/2013 2:53:33 PM

I say this often, but it bears repeating: I don't care how often you drive in snow and slush. You CAN"T drive like it's not there! Respect the snow, people! When you wreck, you're now endangering the responders who have to come out and rescue your dumb ass.


12/7/2013 4:30:55 AM

That was one brutal day of travel.... stuck in Detroit for an extra two hours of layover then a rough flight back to Philly!


12/6/2013 3:04:38 PM

Is it just me, or are the time & date stamps all messed up today?


12/6/2013 5:08:27 AM

Texas has been fun (but not TOO much fun, ifyaknowhatImean) but now it's time for the long haul back to the east coast.

Sayonara.... y'all.


12/5/2013 1:15:20 PM

Shamelessly plagiarized (and slightly paraphrased) from persephone3333:

"She aches to serve and hungers to please. She has waited her whole life to find an alpha male strong enough to master her fiery independence. The thrill of the capture, the rush of forceful possession and the sharp sweetness of earnèd surrender melt into warm, dark nights of laughter and ecstasy, shattering communion and devoted, silent embrace. The breath of spring is in his kiss as it quickens my soul. His gaze the only summer sun that can bring a blush and healthy glow. The falling leaves evoke images of flames while soon the darkening skies will whisper that it is time for cherished nymphs to be securely fastened by the fireside. I want his everything and will give him everything in return. I am his only and only his."


12/4/2013 5:08:39 PM

Texas is supposed to be such a wonderful and exciting place.... but so far the two times I've been here I must have picked (or more accurately had picked for me) the most unimagineably boring and uneventful corners of the whole state.  The only upside to this trip is some truly awesome and valuable firefighting training. 

Me: Is that a hill? I thought Texas was flat.
Host: That's not a hill, it's the wall that keeps the Gulf out.

And my last request: If the mosquitoes and fire ants don't leave enough remains for a proper funeral, please donate the rest for skin grafts and such.


11/28/2013 9:01:39 PM

I hope everyone had a happy Spanks-giving!


11/7/2013 9:42:35 AM

One more long night shift and I'm off for a three day weekend-- and I get to see some of the peeps I deployed with. The ol' Dress Blues uniform is a bit snug but still fits!


11/6/2013 7:25:55 AM

When I finished my tour in the desert, I swore I would never complain about cold weather again. I will hold myself to that... but I really hate the dry skin issues that come with it. Any suggestions?


10/19/2013 1:52:37 PM

Another marathon 84-hour work week is drawing to a close, and not a moment too soon! Who wants to give me a relaxing full body massage?


10/17/2013 2:56:46 PM

Why do people insist on bringing their un-budge-able political views HERE, of all places??

I really had hoped that this would be ONE place where I could have conversations (or even browse profiles or journals) without having one party agenda or another shoved in my face.

The only thing I want 'shoved in my face' when I come here is T&A! And I would hope that conversations can be mature and intelligent.


10/12/2013 12:13:37 AM

Seen on a tee-shirt:

POLYAMORY IS WRONG!

It is either 'multiamory'
or 'polyphilia'
...but mixing Greek and Latin roots
is just sick.


10/11/2013 8:01:50 AM

So... I was browsing through the "recent journals" a couple days ago and came across a rather poignant piece on "what it means to be a slave."  I thought my girl might enjoy reading it, but I was browsing from my phone, and anyone who views this site that way knows how cantankerous it can be.

Rather than try to copy and paste the entry into a message to my girl, I instead replied to the author complimenting him on his work, and planned to use the email in my sent box to find the author later using my PC, and forward the entry to my girl from there.

To my surprise, only a few moments later THIS appears in my inbox:

What the f***! Who left the door open? Some faggot just slipped in! My latest journal entery! My only journal entry!

Now, I took a bit of offense to this. After all, I had just complimented the chap on his PUBLIC journal entry, and right off the bat he's calling me names. I responded, asking him if that's how he always handles compliments? His next response:

Look dude you have no goddamn business in my profile you are not femalwe and you must be a faggot. Nobody likes critisism but we all tolerate constructive critisism. My beef is that you are male and have no business readin hertrosexual male profiles. Go and find some faggot to complement please. Why you are mopnitoring my profile beggers belief also dude!

Criticism? I was trying to compliment the guy. "...we all tolerate..." Really? At this point I have yet to see a tolerant word from this alleged "sub."

Bottom line: IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO READ YOUR JOURNAL.... DON'T WRITE IT!

What's more: If someone gives you an honest  complimen, act like your mama taught you, be polite and say "Thanks"!


8/19/2013 12:00:05 PM
Is anyone else having trouble viewing profiles with the mobile version?

8/2/2013 6:04:31 AM

Had a great week in VA Beach with one of the kids and my parents... but I think four days at a time is about as much togetherness as we can handle. 

Glad to be back in the 302!


7/25/2013 2:57:36 PM

Enjoying a VERY rare opportunity to spend the night with my girl, being pampered and catered to...

"It's good to be king!"


7/22/2013 6:00:42 PM

Took my girl to a shooting range this evening.

We rented a S&W "shield" .40 and a Kahr 9mm. She kicked ass with both pieces at ranges up to 10 meters, never missing the silhouette until the last few rounds when fatigue started in.

Neither of us cared much for the Kahr. Particularly I didn't like the amount of travel in the trigger. It also jammed a couple times, but that could have been a simple case of being a worn-out range rental.

We both liked the S&W. Next time I will let her try it in 9mm instead of .40, and see how that works. I like the shield as a concealed carry but I don't like the 7 round limit. 



7/20/2013 4:30:50 PM

Seeing my girl in ~48 hours...
and spending the night later in the week!

So much sin, so little time...


7/19/2013 5:23:45 AM

Country girl, shake it for me girl

Shake it for me girl

Shake it for me!

...Saw Luke Bryan last night at the DE state fair. Not sure what was more entertaining... the show or all the eye candy in the audience!

I will finally get another opportunity to spend an evening with my girl next week. Can't wait!


7/14/2013 1:40:00 PM

Realized today that DOM is also an acronym for "Dirty Old Man" ...just an observation.


7/2/2013 11:02:01 AM

L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!


6/26/2013 2:09:43 PM

Nothing like some Frank Zappa to stir things up with a little "Dirty Love"....


Give me... Your dirty love

Like you might surrender
To some dragon in your dreams

Give me... Your dirty love
Like a pink donation
To the dragon in your dreams

I don't need your sweet devotion
I don't want your cheap emotion
Just whip me up some dragon lotion
For your dirty love

Give me... Your dirty love
Like some tacky little pamphlet
In your daddys bottom drawer

Give me... Your dirty love
I don't believe you have ever seen
That book before

I don't need no consolation
I don't want your reservation
I only got one destination
An that's your dirty love

Give me... Your dirty love
Just like your mama
Make her fuzzy poodle do

Give me... Your dirty love
The way your mama
Make that nasty poodle chew

Ill ignore your cheap aroma
And your little-bo-peep diploma
Ill just put you in a coma
With some dirty love

The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)
The poodle bites!
(come on, frenchie)
The poodle chews it!
(snap it!)


6/20/2013 2:57:55 PM

Finally figured out how to get the background on my journal entries back to plain ol' white... but it doesn't seem to be working


6/1/2013 11:17:50 AM
"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself, with desire for what its monstrous laws have made monstrous and unlawful." -- Oscar Wilde

 


5/13/2013 2:26:20 PM
I've been in kind of a dark place for a few days.
Thanks to three days of breathing fumes and smoke from a warehouse full of Lithium batteries in Baghdad, these episodes come and go but are usually more of the 'rapid-cycling' variety (if you like the medical terms) and don't last more than a few hours. 
In any case, over the years I've learned to embrace the darkness, at least to an extent. To that end, I'm spending the day listening to the most depressing shit I can find on my iPod. Here's one of the darker ones, "Snuff" by Slipknot:
 

 


Bury all your secrets in my skin

Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...

So if you love me, let me go.
And run away before I know.
My heart is just too dark to care.
I can't destroy what isn't there.
Deliver me into my fate -
If I'm alone I cannot hate
I don't deserve to have you...
My smile was taken long ago
If I can change I hope I never know

I still press your letters to my lips
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss
I couldn't face a life without your light
But all of that was ripped apart...
when you refused to fight

So save your breath, I will not hear.
I think I made it very clear.
You couldn't hate enough to love.
Is that supposed to be enough?
I only wish you weren't my friend.
Then I could hurt you in the end.
I never claimed to be a saint...
My own was banished long ago
It took the death of hope to let you go

So break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul
You never needed any help
You sold me out to save yourself
And I won't listen to your shame
You ran away - you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control...
My love was punished long ago
If you still care, don't ever let me know
If you still care, don't ever let me know...

 

 

 


 

Others on the playlist:

 

"Walk away" (completely different songs by both Five Finger Death Punch and Dokken)
"Painted on my Heart" by The Cult
"Shackled" by Vertical Horizon
"American Girl" by Tom Petty
"Penny on the Floor" by The Clarks
"Black" by Pearl Jam
"Bet You Wish You Had Me Back" by Halestorm

4/30/2013 4:43:04 PM

You think I'm different from all the other guys
'cause when I talk to you, I look you in the eyes.
But you see, I'm just like all the rest
I just wait for you to blink
then I'm a-looking at your chest!

And though your eyes and your smile and your laugh are all amazing
the conversation that we're having, isn't that engaging
I'll ask you lots of questions, and hang on every word
but I've got no idea what I heard

 

'cause all you say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All you ever say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

And you're just like every other girl
though I never will admit it
I think you all are crazy
and you need to be committed
You say you're self sufficient
you love your independence
but you want a ring on your finger before you even finish a sentence
I see your mouth is moving
and sound is coming out
but I've got no idea what you're talking about
abd though it looks like I'm interested
I've got no idea what you just said

 

'cause all you say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All you ever say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

Now sometimes, I hear you crystal clear
like when you whisper in my ear
but then you start to raise your voice
and it only comes out like noise

 

and all you say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All you ever say is
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
All I hear is:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

 

Blah blah blah

 

Blah blah blah

 

Blah blah blah


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

 

"Blah Blah Blah"

by the Matt Gauss Band

 

hear the song and more at...
http://www.myspace.com/mattgaussband

 

 


4/27/2013 5:32:50 PM
Some will win, some will lose, Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends, it goes on and on and on... At a wedding reception and having a good-ish time, but really missing someone special.

4/19/2013 9:23:20 AM

Reposted with permission from CallMeB...



"10 cold hard facts about submission"

 

  1. If the Dominant wants to collar you before meeting you, building with you, getting to really know you they are a control freak NOT dominant.
  2. submission is inspired not demanded, only the insecure demand it.
  3. Sending naked pictures of yourself to a so called Dom because he demands them is not submission it’s feeding his collection of pictures to get off to.
  4. You choose to submit to One and one alone.
  5. The submissive holds the power in a D/s relationship but gives it freely to their Dominant.
  6. There is no place in this life for abuse, everything is consensual.
  7. A Dominant never ignores their submissive.
  8. A Dominant is always in control of their feelings at all times.
  9. Dominance and submission are states of mind not something that is turned on and off,
  10. A submissive is an equal and will always be treated with respect.

4/19/2013 8:56:52 AM

Springtime... finally!Lots to get done out in the 'yahd,' but work and weddings-- and swapping shifts at work to free up a weekend for a wedding, etc are making it difficult to make the time.

 

Looking forward to seeing my collared girl in less than two weeks. We may actually get to spend the night together! {{GASP!}}

 

She says she has a surprise for me. If I were the impatient type, I probably wouldn't stand for that. However, I'm going to let it play out and see what she comes up with. I have faith that whatever it is will please me greatly.


3/8/2013 7:21:38 PM

Go ahead. Make my day. Ask me ONE MORE FREAKING TIME to spell "chipotle." ...Because the first four freaking times in less than three hours didn't stick.


3/3/2013 10:59:31 PM

Must have been a weekend... 30 or so "new users" all under the age of 25 who sat on the couch all weekend and read 50 Shades and think they're subs now.


2/17/2013 7:55:51 PM
I've been seeing quite a few references in people's journals to being "sapiosexual" ...and it seems to me more like an inability to admit or commit to being sexual in a real sense.

2/13/2013 8:14:22 AM

Happy ValenTiedUp Day everyone!


2/8/2013 10:06:02 AM

Another very enjoyable session with my collared girl last night:

Put her in a homemade three-point harness (collar and wrist cuffs attached to an 18" spreader bar) along with a blindfold and earbuds with "white noise" playing. This was her first exposure to  sensory deprivation. Big thanks to Mandi for the advice!

I alternately gave her tastes of pleasure and pain with my hands, a vibrator, feathers and a crop, fed her apple slices, baby carrots-- among 'other things.' She took it all like a champ and asked for more, and made me very proud to call her "my girl."


1/31/2013 4:49:03 AM

Gentlemen -- For the toilet slut in your life:
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1/24/2013 4:14:41 AM
Cleaned out my "favorites" list. Removed a lot of people I only corresponded with once or twice and a lot of people who haven't logged on within the last 6 months.

1/19/2013 7:25:24 PM
I did NOT accompany you to the bar just to attend your drink while you go outside to smoke. Don't be surprised at me for not being here when you return.

1/7/2013 11:46:24 AM

Back from 'the South,' was nice seeing my family and the stay was MUCH too short. Back in the 302 for two glorious weeks of night shift before my transfer.


1/4/2013 7:38:18 AM

After a year in that hell-hole desert I promised I would never complain about cold weather... but after this week I'm SO looking forward to heading South, if only for the weekend....


1/2/2013 8:33:41 AM
What has two thumbs and got a definite date for interdepartmental transfer today? "This guy!"

1/1/2013 9:25:54 AM

Happy new year everyone!


12/25/2012 4:51:33 AM

Santa came down the chimney
'bout half past three
and said "Get up bitch
It's time to go to work!"
Merry Christmas babyyyyy....

I've been thinking about this whole working-on-Christmas thing. I've been here over 10 years now and I've worked about half the Christmases, Thanksgivings, New Years, etc... Maybe I'm jaded but where and when else can one make the equivalent of 30.5 hours of pay (and get a catered lunch to boot), for mostly sitting with feet propped up and a notebook in their lap browsing CollarMe?


12/24/2012 9:06:25 AM

Merry kinksmas everyone!  Please take a moment to say a prayer for the families of firefighters killed in the Line of Duty this morning in New York....


12/14/2012 12:08:11 PM

Bleah. Yet another 80+ hour work week. My transfer can't come soon enough!


12/5/2012 2:38:29 PM

At long last-- The stars have once again aligned, I will see my girl for a few short blissful hours this weekend, and I can finally, formally collar her and claim her as my own!


11/30/2012 9:20:47 AM

Got the transfer I bid on at work. WOOT! Less climbing, less noise, less stress in general-- same schedule, same pay. Can't beat it.


11/22/2012 1:35:00 AM
Happy Spanksgiving everyone!

11/9/2012 11:02:45 AM

Heading west for a few days of golfing, booze, cigars and sun. Woohoo!


10/28/2012 5:16:02 PM

To all my fellow east coasters: Please don't be stupid and try driving in the foul weather just because you ran out of cigarettes or other trivial reasons. My fire company alrready ran onecall today for some idiot who drove AROUND a road-closed sign and got stranded in fast water over the road. 


10/25/2012 11:52:43 AM

Looks like we're getting a hurricane for Halloween here on the east coast... bring on the wet zombies!


10/19/2012 7:27:07 PM

Night shift. Too much time to sit and think... and miss her.


10/13/2012 9:12:35 AM

Please pretty baby, won't you come with me?
Won't you let me be your daddy, come sit here on my knee.
Come tell your sugar daddy all of your fears.
Cry for me darling, let me taste your tears

As they roll down your face and on to the sand
We're going down together I'm the elevator man

Friction and harmony
Who's gonna ride with me?

Far across the ocean on a floating bed of sand

Eyes toward the empty skies, searching for the big surprise

Who's gonna ride with the elevator man?



10/12/2012 7:42:52 AM

FINALLY back to what passes for 'normal' at work... after putting in over 450 hours of overtime in 16 weeks. My back is killing me but checkbook is very happy, so I'm indulging in a Deep Tissue massage therapy session this afternoon.

Looking forward to a few days off, and ready to start looking for play dates again!

 


10/6/2012 4:59:22 PM

Trying CM using my Android tablet (an Asus Transformer with the keyboard attached)... Can't type in any text fields, and can't seem too find a way to get back to the "mobile" version of the site. Anyone else having similar problems or know a solution?


9/1/2012 6:49:36 PM
Two years and 40 days later... On my way to work this afternoon I was able to sing along with Tom Petty on "American Girl" without crying. Maybe I'm finally starting to heal? Still couldn't get through "Bet You Wish You Had Me Back" tho ...maybe some day. All I have is time.

8/19/2012 8:49:35 AM

Looking for a jeweler preferably local in the Philly/North Delaware area, where I can get a customized piece of bauble, sort of like a charm for a charm bracelet, no larger than 1/4 inch. It will be a naughty themed charm, so that kind of makes the search that much more difficult. Any help would be greatly appreciated!


8/17/2012 4:19:13 PM

I mention in my profile that "I don't want a Barbie doll..." However, as is usually the case after the Olympics, I find myself fixating on young, athletic types.

So if you're in your early 20s and look like Vanessa Ferrari, please do drop me a line and say hello.


8/2/2012 12:13:47 PM

Going back to work was definitely a case of "Be careful what you wish for!" I had 3 days off in July and worked 336 hours. August looks a little better but I'll still likely be in the 300 hour range. Any offers for foot massages are welcome!


7/12/2012 6:25:23 PM

Thoroughly enjoyed my play date with h.j... she remembers her lessons well and showed some significant... skills.

After receiving penance for a minor transgression and thanking me enthusiastically for it, we played the opposite of our usual orgasm control game-- She managed to get to "That was eight, sir!" before losing her composure.

Whatever Dom can get this willing sub on a permanent basis will be one lucky Guy!


7/7/2012 11:11:43 AM

The stars have once again aligned in my favor and I have a play date with H.J. coming up in a few days. Can't wait to see if she has been practicing what I've taught her....


6/27/2012 6:18:10 PM

What a great welcome back... Monday the employer said "We'll see you Friday morning." ...and at 4 this afternoon I get a voicemail that says "Actually we need you in TOMORROW at 5am." ...and goes on to say that the 4th will be the only day off until the last week of the month. Tell me again why I'm going back?


6/26/2012 12:22:07 PM

Well, so much for the self-employment thing. It was fun while it lasted but I guess it just can't compete with a steady paycheck and that oh-so-important health insurance package!


5/27/2012 9:15:38 PM

Just a reminder everyone... It's MEMORIAL DAY, not "national barbecue day" so please enjoy the holiday but remember the reason for it and thank a Veteran if you see one.


4/22/2012 9:04:51 PM

After several weekends in a row at fire school, I'm ready for a break... and I could REALLY use a good massage, with or without a happy ending.


3/16/2012 6:23:18 PM

Had a great but abbreviated play date. h.j. remembered her "please and thank you Sir's" and got a nice set of pink plush wrist and ankle restraints as a reward for being a good girl. (not to mention a nice pair of red hand prints on her backside, 'just because')


3/15/2012 10:45:42 AM

Looking forward to a play date with h.j. tomorrow... and wondering what she has learned since last time.


3/13/2012 11:43:53 AM

Saving the world, one false alarm at a time.


3/10/2012 6:42:24 AM

The fire house I run with is getting torn down and rebuilt, so we're spending the weekend "moving out" and practicing with some of the fun tools on the interior walls.  Lots of fun but I'm gonna be sore when it's all over.  (Yes, that's a thinly veiled hint for massage offers)


2/15/2012 9:43:20 AM

I hope everyone enjoyed "Singles Awareness Day" yesterday.


2/11/2012 8:18:42 AM

Wow. It's been quite a while... a lot has happened. And yet almost everything is still very much the same. Still missing my kitten, and not sure if I'm 100% ready to be actively looking again... but those black clouds are gathering and once again i think, "just maybe..."


7/25/2011 10:29:49 AM

It was a year ago today that I lost my Kitten. Going to see her for a few minutes before heading to work this evening... taking her favorite Blueberry Coolatta from Dunkin' Donuts.  I miss her more than I ever thought possible.


7/24/2011 12:52:15 PM

Back from my second play date with my trainee, who learned how disappointed I get when she keeps me waiting... and how to make up for it.


7/11/2011 6:42:54 PM

Someone was nice enough to point out the disparity between the "I had a kitten" and  "no pet games" phrases in my profile...

"Kitten" was a nickame, and we didn't play 'pet' games.  The name came from the story "My inheritance" by Az Il.

...and for goodness sake people, quit being so freakin' picky.


7/4/2011 1:48:47 AM
Happy In-de-bondings Day, everyone!

7/2/2011 9:02:35 AM

UPDATE: I have taken a trainee. We held a brief, simple Collaring ceremony at "Birds & Bees" in fromt of the staff and other customers... then went out for ice cream to show the world her collar.


6/28/2011 12:34:59 AM
Well, I must admit... with one or two glowing exceptions, I'm thoroughly disappointed with my experience on CM so far...

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