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| I am a Misandrist.
No pictures posted? deleted without reading.
Hiding your face in your pics? deleted without reading.
Messages from anyone with just one picture posted are usually considered to be posers and will be deleted without reading.
I am a transgendered Dominant woman. This was last updated June 9th, 2017
please read and start by reading all of this.. and My journal entries.. please.. before the first time you write to Me .
I think that you cannot truly be a complete slut, to be thoroughly fulfilled as a subservient, until you have willingly and without hesitation, lowered yourself down to your hands and knees and worshipped another woman's high heels with your tongue. Love is a warm cock inside you.
If you are not feminine I am not interested.
By now, you've seen at least one of My pictures, so you know what I look like. Often here, I have been contacted by what I call "hiders" those who have no pictures at all showing, but want to see all of Mine.
Now.. about your pictures..
..if yours are cartoons or drawings....
....if yours are more than a year old....
..if your face is blurred out by accident.....
.... if your face is blurred out on purpose..
.............. if your face is blurred out because you're a nationally known public figure...
.. if your face is blurred out because your widely known by 37 people who are not members of collarme but you're terrified that they will find you here (sheesh!)..
..if you're decapitated, [just online or in real life] or your face is cropped-off your picture(s)..
......if your image is cropped, chopped, sliced off or you can't show head-to-toe..
..if you're only shown from behind (no matter how cute your behind may be)...
......if your only good pictures are on a hard drive that caught fire... or detonated ...or destroyed your entire neighborhood (and you're waiting on FEMA to replace it) ....
.....if you are missing your front teeth ...
..if you are missing all your teeth...
...if you have facial hair...
......... if you are proud of your facial hair..
........................... if you have so much facial hair you could easily become a member of ZZ Top or ought to be on Duck Dynasty..
.....or if, after all that, you will not possibly fit sitting in My lap....
...then I am not the woman for you.
if you've never carried your own purse,
or you don't know the sound of your own 4" high heels on the sidewalk outdoors, and the sound of your own 4" high heels on a hardwood floor or floor tiles...
or you've never felt a wonderful breeze up inside your own skirt,
then i am probably not the woman for you.
yes, I am functional down below, and I dress and appear as a female, and I am very proud of both. I have lived as a woman for years now, and I am non-op and I am staying that way.
I am a woman and I am not going to change that, and I have a cock, and I am not going to change that either!
I adore wearing high heels and putting on makeup, wearing perfume and turning heads when I wear pretty dresses, or having another woman inquire about "that wonderful scent you're wearing?". I know My body. I will mix women's perfume and men's cologne together with the scent of My own body for something that will literally intoxicate!
My travels and walks occasionally take Me past construction sites and other places of male bonding..... I am glad to get a whistle from the boys now and then.. especially since they don't know I have a large cock beneath the dress :)
and I am glad to get a longing look from other women too... and no not just the lipstick lesbians.
Every once in a while I catch a pretty housewife type, catch her eyes following Me across her path, and having that look of longing and wonder in her eyes when My eyes meet her. It's even lead to some...... "encounters".. to use a nice word :)
I am a sensual Domme.
I find male submissives, generally, to be distasteful, awful, very immature, continually too whiny, too disobedient, and dammit, always broke. If you're a male submissive reading this, go away!
I do like other women and feminine tgirls and submissives and switches, and yes, I do now occasionally switch myself.
I love just kissing and warm breezes, and yes, sometimes just curling up in my subbee's arms.
I love high heels and am happy to say I am more than a bit of a shoe freak, but what girl isn't ?
Have you ever wanted to become the wife of a tg woman?
..and ladies, or those feminine or female in nature, show Me what you look like in high heels and a skirt or dress, head-to-toe..and more than one view please. ..read the journal entries first..don't just look at the pictures!
some of My erotica here:
http://www.literotica.com/s/the-taking-of-rebecca-ch-01
Dominantly,
Mistress Helen
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Should I accept male submissives for fin Domination?
http://a.co/99CfH5D
No yahoo email, please. Yahoo email is compromised and ridden with spam and viruses. You will need a Gmail address.
Now I simply reserve showing My cock for in-person only:
I keep running into someone, who seems to be creating a new female profile every now and then. The profile is always of a super hott woman, but never has more than one or two photos and always has some excuse why "she" doesn't have any more photos.... they're on her computer at home, or on a thumb drive she can't find or left at work or whatever. She is always obsessed with seeing My cock.
I won't show it.
After having a few rather hot and steamy conversations, "she" disappears, and then a few days later, the whole loop starts over again with a new profile.
I don't know if this applies to you at all, however, our brief conversation does loosely fit the above. I do not think I am the right Dominant for you.
Love is a warm cock inside you, moving.
Who do I seek? What do I want ? Since this is a medium of but words, I am seeking someone,at a minimum, who is capable of some mastery of verbiage and lexicon such as to carry on a significant conversation to arouse My mind and stimulate My thoughts. I am not looking for anyone whose every response is less than a sentence, nor seems to have no grasp of language. |
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How to be a good sex object?
Slutty make-up in the daytime, clasped in a chastity device, a urethral device that goes both in and around my cock, and your high heeled pumps..
I lived like that …..from late Thursday through last night....that's all I wore….no clothes...no need for any when you're getting fucked a lot...
...all that time I didn't spurt...didn't ejaculate even once…
...and I came so many times I lost count.
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Now you know that I usually don't like males…
...but when you're all tied up on your back with your legs in the air… and your hands are tied and you are vulnerable and helpless…..
...you don't have much choice in it…
I hear the sound of high heels on the floor slowly approaching...a scent of a very deep perfume...
...and when a wife plants a great big lipstick print on the tip of her husband's knobby headedcock....then she looks you over licking her lips….and before you can say anything…..she is guiding him inside you…while she is sipping wine…
....he was very VERY horny...and she was fingering herself so much she came twice...she looked Me in the eyes and told Me she wanted her husband to cum inside Me…
...when she came she moaned into my mouth…
...he started fucking my ass very hard...so quickly I squealed…she encouraged him...yes honey, fuck that trannie...cum in her baby...
..… he came so hard inside Me that he shuddered….
..I could feel every spurt....
...and he stayed hard...
It was....indescribable....being wrapped tightly around his throbbing member gripping tightly as he came deep in My pretty hole…
she gasped into My mouth…
...he had never cum like that before with her.
Felt wonderfully....slutty.
Looked like she was going to cry or something.
….she lead him away by his cock….
…….I waited for the next one.
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...there is something quite....decadent...about wiping those last droplets of cum from the tip of My shecock...onto another woman's pumps... |
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You Scored as Dominant
(((Note: This quiz doesn't cover all aspects of BDSM due to the length that such a comprehensive quiz would be. I chose to keep it sex-based because the psychological reasons behind fetishes are complex and different for everyone to some degree.))) Sex is about power and you like to be powerful. It's nice to be in charge and get what you want. And being in a position where people will do what you say is exciting.
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"He is so bad, he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat" |
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I was thinking about an entirely new craze by crossing country square dancing with hardcore gangsta rap and calling it squap!
- Everyone has to wear steel toed combat boots and loud bright checkered shirts or blouses, with country straw hats and really dark sunglasses, corn cob pipes and kevlar vests. Ladies may wear optional boxing gloves or welding masks.
- After each cut is played, everyone in the building must do a shot of moonshine before the next cut can begin. Anyone so drunk that they cannot remember if they already did a shot may do another shot, and keep doing shots until they remember that they did at least one shot. This includes employees.
- If you bow to your corner, or bow to your square and fall down, you are then disqualified, but only for that round.
- If you Allemande Left and knock out your own partner, he or she may be replaced with any employee who is drunk enough to say yes to you.
- If you Allemande Left and knock out someone else's partner, he or she may slap you upside the head to his or her heart's content, or until you pass out, whichever occurs last.
- There will be a lot of kicking and shoving and stomping along with the dance steps, sort of like a mosh pit. Non participating observers may kick, shove or stomp anyone they want, as long as they do not actually enter the dance floor with both feet, and keep pace with the beat of the music.
- The dance floor must always be so overcrowded to start that the dancers all have to move like one anyway. In most contests, the initial bowing then takes out at least one half of all dancers, especially after the first round when everyone has had a shot of moonshine.
- Only dancers may carry firearms. If you happen to shoot and kill anyone on the dance floor, you're disqualified, but only for that round. If you are shot and wounded, you may be allowed to continue dancing, as long as you do not pass out, or make the dance floor slippery with your blood loss.
- No one may shoot the DJ at any time. To do so will result in instant disqualification. If the DJ does not succumb to his or her wounds, he or she will be issued a firearm and permitted to take one shot at you from 10 paces back in return, on an odd Monday of any even month.
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
- Do not feed the animals.
- Past experience is not a guarantee of future results.
- If you get so drunk that you bring home someone really ugly and have sex with them, the management reserves the right to not reimburse you for the various expenses incurred when you chew your own arm off.
Finally, last couple standing wins! Grand prize is a year's supply of five pound blocks of Kraft Velveeta Cheese. |
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"You can put her in makeup but you can't hide crazy" |
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"Life is not how you avoid the storm but how you dance in the rain." |
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"The little fox decries as sour the grapes that hang out of his reach." |
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We would get off at the next stop. I'd hail a cab. A mini-van cab. We get inside. You open your mouth. I kiss you, so deeply, as our bodies press against each other, skirts riding up. I flip you over, your hand is slipped up my skirt, on my gurlcock. I tell the cabbie, just keep driving... I push myself against your firm ass. Your legs spread around mine. I tease your sweet hole, pushing so gently. Slowly. You put your hands on the window glass. Pushing yourself into me. Ive grabbed on to your spike heels, leaning back. You push. I slide in, since my cock is only made for you. I fuck you so slowly. With each thrust, we moan in synchronous song. I pull, you push, I push, you buck. Slowly we fuck, sweating, panting, bodies on fire. We dont say a word, just move. Silk covered legs against each other, I reach a hand around, grab your gurlcock, and tease the tip just a bit... You pull me out of you, grab my hair, push me down, and tease my lips with your cock. You can feel my gloss on the tip, sticking so slightly, You push yourself past my lips, filling my mouth. I take as much as I can, licking all of you with my tongue. Im bucking, my hips, my mouth barely able to moan. I choke on you. Look up, you smile. I take you in deeper. You pull my mouth off of you. Kiss my face. Flip me over. I feel you at my back. Pulling my hair. Your cock pushing up against my recently de-virginized ass. I open for you. You push in. Slow. And fuck me. Im screaming. The cabbie looks. You tell him to keep driving or hes next. I arch into you, my back against your chest. I whisper in your ear, "I am only made for you." And you keep fucking me, so much so, that I cum all over his seats. My orgasm, makes you cum inside me. It feels SO good. Your juices in me. Warming me from the inside. A tear runs down my face. A smile on my lips. I put my head in your lap. And lick whats left off of you, as you take off my shoe, and make me cum in it. I smile, put it back on. You tell the cabbie, Barney's please. We arrive. Get out, and go shopping. Modeling everything for each other. Then we get a wonderful dinner and watch the sunset. Get on the train back to home, and fall asleep in each others arms. |
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Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it, and not be ready for it.
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If you're stupid and you know it stay away!
If you're stupid and you know it, stay away!
If you're stupid and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're stupid and you know it, stay away!
If you're stupid and you know it bang yourself in the face with a shovel...
If you're stupid and you know it bang yourself in the face with a shovel...
if you're stupid and you know it and you really wanna show it if you're stupid and you know it bang yourself in the face with a shovel!
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Ow,ow wow, OUCH.
This has gotta be the weirdest, strangest form of validation I have ever experienced. I'm not usually in the office on Mondays. I was getting out of my car, then changing shoes...I drive in pumps, I like to walk in slingbacks when the weather is nice.
I then reached in to get My bag and close the car door when a woman started walking towards Me from the building. I didn't think much of that, but for grins I changed My direction towards another entrance and she changed direction with Me. She was well dressed, attractive, raven haired and a bit stern looking with a slight scowl to her face.
She stopped in My path, folded her arms, close enough to catch her scent on the breeze, and looked Me up and down..I asked if I could help her with something and she began to sort of ramble some things I couldn't hear nor understand but ended with "its over bitch". I was aghast, had no idea what or who she was talking about. She got nose to nose as I tried to back away, and then went on to tell Me to stay away from her man....who then I remembered I dated maybe twice....a year ago.. from her angry prattle she thought I was the pussy her hubby was leaving home for every night...I didn't have the heart to tell her My cock was bigger than his, but it did make Me laugh...which apparently set her off...
....she slapped me twice. The first with her open hand....I was stunned. Whatever male fight instincts I had had were gone. I froze completely and didn't say a word and she slapped Me again with the back of her hand across My mouth.
I wasn't laughing any more, but she obviously thought I was another woman..just like her.
Now..I'm a tgirl with a big cheek and a fat lip...but she has no idea I have a cock..... |
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Don't judge a gurl by the length of her cock but by how hard it gets when you curl your fingers around it. |
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More about pictures....
..if yours are cartoons or drawings....
....if yours are more than a year old....
..if your face is blurred out.....
....if you're decapitated...
......if your image is cropped, chopped, sliced off or you can't show head-to-toe..
..if you're only shown from behind (no matter how cute your behind may be)...
......if your only good pictures are on a hard drive that caught fire... or detonated ...or destroyed your entire neighborhood (and you're waiting on FEMA to replace it...)
.....if you are missing your front teeth ...
..if you are missing all your teeth...
...if you have and/or are proud of your facial hair...
.....or if you will not possibly fit sitting in My lap....
...then I am not the Domme for you.
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A step and a twist.
One of My simple pleasures is just wearing high heels. I happen to prefer pumps, round toed and heels themselves on the spikey side. Its sort of an old magician's trick, takes some away from focusing on My jaw being just a bit square, My gait just a touch off from being a real girl. Unfortunately, even with all the years I've been wearing them now, they do tend to throw off one's center of gravity. I was in the parking lot of a local restaurant, waiting to interview a prospective submissive (who failed to show, surprise?), and while poking around and trying to check My email on My lil handheld... I suddenly found the pavement rushing up to meet My face.....
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I, as apparently a lot of others, seem to not be getting through to some of you who email Me.... you're unlikely to get a reply at all if you have no pictures on your profile. I'm out there for all the world to see, so should you be if you wish to .. communicate.
If your pictures(plural) are grainy, fuzzy, cut-off, blurred, cut-out, pixeled.. anything other than nice and clear images of yourself.. you too have little chance of hearing back from Me.
Lastly, male Dominants and male submissives are simply wasting their time.
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| Age: 21 |
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