OK. So it's a New Year. If you are over 25, over 5'8", over 150lbs.: FUCKOFF. Don't ask for a chat, a little word, ANY consideration. Is there any part of that you didn't understand? Now, for the New Year--I'm looking for a female slave to serve with my bois.

See below. Don't contact me regretting the fact that you are now 50, beer bellied and needy. Let this be a lesson to you bois: Don't put this off lest you end up old, fat and worthless.