**** 9-15-15 For the time being, I have found what I am looking for. I am not checking the profile often, and when I do it is to field questions from friends I have made. For the oblivious inclined, this means I'm not interested in hooking up with you!
Let me be clear from the onset......I am not interested in the majority of you. I have no doubt that within an hour of setting up my profile it will be mobbed with messages, very few of which will be of interest. Submissive is not synonymous with "idiot" so please do not waste my time with your ludicrous bullshit. No one from this site has yet earned the privilege to verbally abuse me. If the best you can offer in your introductory message is useless vulgarity, you will be mocked and then blocked. If your first message is simply "Hello" without any further content, I will delete it and move on.
I'm not going to invest much time at the moment writing this out, as I have yet to really decide whether pursuing this is worth the effort. I am a married woman, stuck in a bland relationship with a vanilla man who has become more of a roommate than a spouse. Due to my personal circumstances, I am not willing to pursue divorce as an option just yet. What I am looking for is a discreet man who can capture my attention and give me a worthwhile reason to explore a discreet relationship. I'm not sure such a man exists.
I am looking for someone local. I don't buy the "I travel to Ohio for business all the time" routine. If you do not live within 50 miles, I am not interested.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S "DISCREET", not "DISCRETE"...look it up!! I find it sad that I have to add to this for everyone who messaged me to tell me that they too hate when people "misspell discreet as discrete". IT'S NOT AN ISSUE OF SPELLING OR GRAMMAR!! Discrete is a word, too! It means individually distinct. Discreet on the other hand applies to behavior, and most notably here, a relationship. Stop emailing me to tell me how much you love proper spelling or that you are a grammar nazi too. I'm not a grammar nazi. I simply know how to use fucking spellcheck. On the other hand I am pretty keen on reading comprehension!
Oh, and for you winners out there, if you commonly take the time to explain to submissive women why their preferences and proclivities are wrong, you are an idiot of the first degree! Telling me what I like and how I like it is wrong really goes a long way in showing me how intelligent you are. Morons.