This site does not have a sufficient variety of orientations from which to choose.
I am a masochist.
Please do not mistake that for pleasant doormat.
5/29/2022 6:11:30 AM: Is this the only site left on the whole internet that still uses visible tables for formatting? I love this land of the dinosaurs!
12/23/2021 12:12:37 AM: My sense of humor is as dry as this site makes me.
4/22/2017 11:29:08 PM: This is when everything changes.
10/10/2015 10:28:09 PM: From my previous bio, preserved for posterity and continued truthiness:
Masochist.
Sadist.
Matching set.
