I sing along to Ernest Tubb and Tommy Duncan on the radio in my truck.

People say I'm sarcastic or cynical, I prefer "has a dry sense of humor." Because I do enjoy life, and making fun of it.

I want a long term relationship, not a fling. I'm single and never married (no kids, either, though I don't make the same demands of you). I do want a family.

What am I looking for? I'm looking for a submissive lady who's into diapers. I want someone who enjoys being bound and gagged, someone who needs to be spanked. Ideally I want a 24/7 relationship. That doesn't mean you in a cage 23 hours a day, to me, it means I'm in charge inside and outside the bedroom. Though I am strict, I'm still caring.

I'm an engineer, and I work in radioactive waste disposal - it's a living, if a strange one.

I'm a raging connoisseur of tea. Chinese oolong and pu-erh, and sometimes Japanese sencha are my favorites.

I've got a two cats, one of which ate the plant in my profile photo (dang it). I used to keep poison dart frogs as well as orchids, moving here kind of put a stop to that (because moving tanks 1100 miles sucks, and the cat ate all the orchids before I could get an enclosure set up to keep him away from them).