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I am a grandma again! Harper Reese Shankles was born Saturday, August 17th. 9lbs, 14ozs and 21 inches long. With a major head of long black hair. |
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This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!" she said.
"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"
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Let me be patient, Let me be kind
make me unselfish witout being blind
I may have faith to make mountains fall
But if I lack love then I am nothing at all. |
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I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealous |
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Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice tits! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
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Good girls VS Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it is hot, Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it, Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it.
Good girls wax their floors, Bad girls wax themselves.
Good girls blush durning love scenes in movies, Bad girls know they could do it better.
Good girls think they are not fully dressed without a string of pearls, Bad girls think they are fully dressed with just a string of pearls. |
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While you are ignoring your partner, another person is giving them attention...
While you are giving them problems, another person is listening to their problems....
While you're to busy for them, another person is making time for them....
While you are making them cry, another person is trying to make them smile....
While you're not sure if you still want them, another person has already figured it out. |
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You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analysing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened _ or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on
TUPAC
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I have come to the conclusion that Collarme ought to post a wall of shame. I mean after alll if they have a wall for admirers so why not one for bullshitters. I think some of the people on here are trying with everything they have to qualify for an Oscar...and I most definitly have one that deserves a Best Actor nomination!
But Ya'll know what? It's all good, cause no matter how much people lie and bullshit... I'll ALWAYS get over them and know that i am the better person and that i never lied! Life goes on and everyday is a joy! |
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People are often unreasonable, illoggical, and self-centered; Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies;
be successful anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight. Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough: Give the world the best
you've got anyway.
You see in the final analysis, it is between you and God; It was never between you
and them anyway.
Mother Teresa/ Kent Keith
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I love what the follow says:
"What attracts me so much to this life is the intense intimacy of it....the absolute trust and believeing in each other. Its certainly not about sex...if it were everybody would want to be in it. But more about that sensual intensity, of owning one to the point that she is willing to lay her all out before you to not so much use, but become part of. I just never see that kind of intimacy in 'nilla relationships."
in an email to me from JAGgedDom
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When the Gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers.
from the movie, Out Of Africa |
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Sometimes I go about
pitying myself
and all the time
I am being carried
on great winds
across the sky......
chippewa indian |
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I read in a Doms journal the otherday that the worst moment in a womans life was when she realized her 'sweater puppies had beome lap dogs', tonight I was laying in bed and it occured to me ..what happens when they become ankle biters?? |
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Couldn't sleep last night so laid in bed looking out my window. Was so beautiful...just the right amount of moonlight, fireflys thick in the pasture and trees, crickets chirping and the smell of honeysuckle hanging thick in the air. Wished I had someone to go walking with or maybe down to the lake for a midnight swim....Then a blanket on the grass and some sweet sex... Would have been perfect. |
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Doesn't it seem weird when ppl put themselves on your Admirers list but they have never sent you any messge? Hummmmm..I mean how can one admire someone they don't know anything about? |
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Off to ride the big green mowing machine for about an hour...see ya all |
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