Hey NSA! If you're reading this...  Tell Obama he can fucking blow me!  We all know that bitch has a profile on here!

So, you're an Online Only Financial Domme... what are the qualifications for that?  Going on some dating site, finding a hot chic with a few pics, right clicking and stealing her pics, setting up a Paypal account and then calling losers nasty names in messages and demanding they pay you?  ... Shit! I can do that!  And I even know how to fucking spell! No I'm a Dominate Bitch bullshit from my Fin Domme profile, bitches! 

When someone introduces the concept of "need" into a conversation about the rights and freedoms granted by the Constitution, remind them that there a billion Chinese civilians who are living proof that 1) Nobody "needs" free speech to live, and that 2) Without the right to bear arms, every other right is in jeopardy.

That was awesome!  And now my toilet bowls sparkle... Thanks, Slut!  I love this website!

"How would you like to be financially dominated by a little 21 year old? I'm attractive and sexy, with beautiful curly hair and a gorgeous smile...I'm also the most spoiled bitch there is. So I know you've worked hard all day and now it's time for me to take everything! I love to spend spend spend. Looking for someone who is into doing this long term."

OK... and if she finds someone... he IS the biggest loser on this site!

Mayan Calendar v 2.0!?!  What the shit is this all about.  They never talked about this on the History Channel!  

So, who the fuck was in charge of this Mayan Apocalypse anyway?  WTF?!?  Here I am, sitting in the middle of 4 years of food with a garage full of gas cans and diesel fuel with about a million rounds of ammo, locked and loaded.... and all we get is a bitty little snow storm?!?  I want to see a manager!

How the fuck am I supposed to take all this shit I bought prepping back to Walmart?  It's past the 30 day refund period?  

I want Armageddon now, Muthafuckas!