I'm in a mood for some reckless mindless violence. Fun fun.

Is there some 'Dominants for Dummies' book I have failed to read? Or maybe, in this digital age, a download that would-be Dominants with delusional egomania have the secret password to?

Stop trying to 'Dom' the world. Just because you identify with being a Dominant, does not mean I am going to allow you to Dom me. Yes, I said allow. If I don't allow it, you don't get it. I have a brain and free will and you are a fucking idiot if you think I am going to kiss your feet to satisfy your UberLordSirMaster desires. If I am not your submissive, don't try to order me into taking off my shirt. If I want to take off my shirt, I will. If not, fuck you. 

If a sub calls you 'Sir' don't expect it to mean you are special. They are just being polite. 

Don’t try and Dom the Dommes. At best they will kick you in the balls, at worst they will tell people what a dick you are, and it will ruin your reputation. In small kink communities, reputation and word of mouth rule supreme. Don’t assume that all women are subs at heart, and they just need to meet the right uber man to teach them their place.

Stop exaggerating. If you say you have 12 years experience and you are only 25 years of age, You. Are. A. Lying. Cuntwad. Kay? I can do the math.  And the first time you had a naughty dream or touched a titty or saw a bondage porno doesn’t count as the start of your training. If you’re 50, don’t try and bullshit us into believing that you have unlocked the secrets to the universe. Lying about your experience just undermines credibility and trust. And it gets people hurt. 

Doms are people, Subs are people; people fuck up. If you expect perfection, then you’re a fucking idiot. Goes for both sides, here.  If you are going to dump people and throw them out like trash when they make mistakes, then you are not worthy of the title or role of a Dom.

If you can’t accept and love all of a person, then you are a shallow twatwaffle, who needs to stop living in fantasy-land and grow up. 

I know of far too many amazing Subs, who have been cast aside like garbage for minor indiscretions, that the D type wouldn’t think twice of making himself.

I seriously just got this: 

"SO, Miss Sang...

What do you like to do when you arent getting your ass spanked by a nice professor like me?"

: eyerolls: Even if that had a minute chance of happening, it certainly won't now. I've had drunk 70 year olds give me better pickup lines in the sleaziest bar in existence. 

And as if my Dominant would allow you to do anything with me, at all, ever.  Dumbass. 

Oh for fuckssakes! 

There should be laws against uncommon stupidity that allow for a punch to the face of the offender. 

I was asked how cruel I was. 

I answered with why do you ask? Hey, it was an odd question and I wanted to know the thinking behind it. 

My answer was: You have-- no, wait -- U have that look about you. 

: facepalm: Yeah, great. Thanks but that doesn't answer my question. Which is exactly what I said. 

So, this person comes back with: Well, the ansswer I guess is because that is what I'm searching for, someone who is extreme and cruel. 

Her profile says no limits, which is total bullshit since I highly doubt she would not protest if I removed limbs or internal organs. No limits=lying dumbass. 

Oh, and she lives in Georgia and I am in Florida. Yeah, that will work so well ( insert sarcasm here. ) 

I told her that, and that I can't help her. She tells me then, after allegedly reading my profile, that she seeks online first. Online. First. : headdesks: Seriously? So much for reading the profile. .

People, please, it cannot be said enough. Read. The. Profile. It will not only keep you from wasting time but if you do decide to message someone, it will keep you from looking like a total fucking retard too and utterly ruining your chances with that person. 

I've found the only man who can make me feel submissive.  I guess that makes me a switch now. I've known him for eight years and I trust him. Note, I said eight years.

Only for him. 

I will still be my usual caustic self that speaks bluntly and honesty, however, so these types of journals shall continue as they have been. I still have no patience for morons

I fully realize that this rant is going to piss many off. Right now, I don't actually care, because the reason for the rant has pissed me off plenty. This is no way reflects my opinion of others' religions, just the followers.

I was just told by a random twit that he would pray for me. When I snapped at said twit about it, he said 'Please remember Jesus died for you.

Dude.

: groans and facepalms: 

If your profile says you are a Dominant and you tell me you are more of a Switch, what do you think I am going to think of you?

That you are a lying jackass looking for kink? Yeah, that is accurate. 

If you are a switch, make sure your profile reflects that. I don't seem to need to tell the actual Dominants this, so what does it say about you?

Fucking moron. 

Some twit decided to tell me he wants me to feed from him. Even if the medical checks were cleared, I would not feed from him because his profile states he is a Dominant. I prefer not to put myself into a situation where a Dominant can try to pull rank on me, so to speak. 

Then he tells me that oh no, he isn't a Dominant. He is a switch. More toward subby than switch! The fuck? Are you serious? Just what, exactly, makes you think that will change my mind?  No. Just no. 

DUDE! Are you fucking kidding me? 

: headdesks: Read profiles BEFORE you decide to be a moron and ask me if I want a cam bitch. 

And come on, I know people in Ireland speak English. Or they did the last time I was there, several years ago. Well, more than several, but beside the accent, it was still English! 

'may i be ur cam bitch?'

....... Seriously? This is the age of computers, so I am sure you can actually type out 'y o u r'. And capitalization? Did we not make it out of first grade or something?

Anyway, just had a rant moment. Well, still going, so not done with the rant moment yet. 

Personally, think watching someone fap off on cam is BORING. It does nothing for me. This is why my profile says I have no interest in online relationships. If someone says they do not want anything online, it means NOTHING AT ALL. Not cams, nothing. Piss off!. 

There, I think I am done now. For the moment. .... Maybe. 

Gaaaahhhrrr 

My eyes hurt from all the fucking awful pics on here!

Now I don't mean the shots of cocks and tits and pussies and ass. I've typed my opinion on those before. Nope. I mean those blurred pixelated mishaps I've been sent or have seen just in profiles that catch my interest. 

Now, I can understand if the person posting them is blind, but for fuckssakes, don't inflict your eye malady on the rest of us! Find someone who can see to make sure what you put up isn't shit. 

For the rest of you, buy, borrow or steal a decent digital camera, do the same for a webcam and for the love of everything holy, don't use a phone's camera! They always suck. I don't care what type of camera phone you have, one you get the pic off of that phone, they suck. 

Mmmmm, sadism. It only has high points and never disappoints me. 

And it is always easier after the first time. 

Hmm. There is nothing like loving someone who only disappoints.

Lucy I'm home one of these days Alice I've got no more mayonnaise in my pockets and I need more toasters in my toilet out out damned spot cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood it's a beautiful day for neighbor here on sesame street by the magic garden riding the great space coaster with Gary Gnu eating jell-o puddin' pops the quicker picker upper I'd like to buy a vowel... ...i lost my dog... ...my bologna has a first name its double a beep beep emm cee oh what a feeling to drive are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing et Tu Brute sorry charlie in my psychotic wonderland. ( Ahh, that feels so much better )