No, you do NOT have my permission fuck my inner child!  GAH!!!!!!!!!!! 

For those of you "1950's household" afficionados...you realize that Ward and June Cleaver slept in separate beds, right?  lol

GAH!!!!!!!
I wish I could explain what the hell it is about the whole "daddydom/babygirl" dynamic that just squicks me the fuck out.  I dunno.  To each their own, I guess.  Regardless, I just can't bring myself to be in the same room with them when they're in that mode at an event or play party.  I know, it's terribly rude and judgmental of me. But ironically, it's usually these very same players who will also rail on about how disturbing rape play and nazi scenes are to them.  Yeah.  Because playacting pedophilia is MUCH more noble.

<facepalm>

Ok, so I'm going to let you in on a dirty lil secret about me, mkay?

No, I don't have a "burning desire" to serve you. Or anyone else, for that matter.

There. I said it.
 
And no, I'm really not all that submissive.
 
So why did I chose submissive then?  Because Collarme makes me pick one.  That's it.  There's no choice for masochist, bottom or "other".  Switch I don't think qualifies either, as I'm really not inclined to being in charge of anyone's life but my own.  And no, I DO NOT need "fixed".  I don't need anyone striving to "make my life better".  I'm pretty damned good at my own life as it is, but thanks for offering all the same. I enjoy being single.  I've already lived the white picket fence, and it really didn't suit me.  And at the moment,  I'm really tickled pink.  I'm an enigma.

So why the FUCK am I here on a BDSM hookup site?

Truly, I'm looking to meet and make lifestyle friends.  That's right.  It's not a ruse.  It's not a subversive sneak attack to try and weedle my way into someone's life under false pretenses.  It is WHAT IT IS.  I'm looking for friendly sorts who would   spend time with me, as well as relish beating my kinky, masochistic white ass to glorious shades of blue and purple.  And if you're a True Blood/Boardwalk Empire/Game of Thrones fan, you get to move to the front of the line.  :)  I'd also love to tell you about my garden, my dog, my stained glass studio, and my bee hives.  
Yes, you read that right. I'm kinky as fuck, but I'm not submissive. At. All. Sorry guys.  

Some hard limits:

Cam play.  It's just not my thing.  If you want to see me, that's fine.  But I don't find entertainment by watching someone wank online, nor will I perform like a trained monkey for someone else's amusement.  It bores me to tears.  

Humiliation.  I know it's popular and cool with alot on here, but it messes with my psyche, and not at all in a positive or sexy way.  I've had enough of that in real time, I don't come here expecting more of the same. 

Deactivated or non-existent profiles.  If I can't see your profile, then apparently you have something to hide.  

Text speak.  If you can't put together a semi-cohesive sentence (in English), then I probably will not answer you.  

I'm sure I'll think of others, but for now, this will do.  Any questions, feel free to ask. :)