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Why do white people from the United states who call black people African American get offended when I call them European American? |
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I can't be the only one to notice that 25yo HotGoddesBitch and 40yo MaitresseCarolyne have the same pictures. I wonder which, if either, is real. |
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When you're 40 years old but you have over 40 years experience. |
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Player two has left the game.
I'll take that as a win. |
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If you think that men have had to impress women to get their attention since the beginning of time, you're a bit thick. |
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I think I'll take my chances but well played bitch, well played. |
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From the same journal... sounds legit.
"I remember the largest tribute I got was $1,000"
"It was a check for $3,000"
Hands up who thinks $1000 is larger than $3000, those with their hands up go back to the sea. |
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That smooth, soft feeling as the stocking slides over your face. |
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So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day |
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Remember, if it took more than one shot, you weren't using a Jakobs!
Time for some pew pew pew pre-sequel action. |
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too much wine is never enough |
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that really was a tight squeeze |
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work..... work never changes |
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