Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an orangutan,
An Orgy at the zoo!
Hickery, Dickery, Dock
I Fucked Around the Clock....
Hickery, Dickery, Dock
This Chick Was Sucking My Cock,
The Clock Struck Two,
I Shot My Goo,
and Dropped Her Off at the Next Block!
Little Jack Corner
Fucked in His Corner
Eating His Pussy Pie,
He Stuck in His Thumb
and Pulled Out a Plug
and Said "Ohh What A Bad Boy am I!"
Three Blind Mice
They Fucked Each Other Twice,
They All Went After the Butchers' Wife
and Wanted a Slice, OHH Jesus Christ!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fuck under the moon,
Jack went down and felt like a clown
and Jill shouted ohh No you Too?!
Fuck, Fuck a humpty dump
up there on the wall,
ohh my look at the time!
come one and come all!
Jack be nimble Jack be quick,
Jack fucked his own candle stick!
Jack be nimble jack be quick
sucking on a pussy's dick!
Mary mary quite contrairy,
how does your garden grow?
With hairy balls, and blown up dalls
and three lil whores in a row!
Baa Baa black sheep had 3 heavy balls,
Yes Sir, Yes Sir 3 pounds full
One for the Master
One for the Whore
and one for the Good lil Girl next door!
Little miss muffet,
Fucked on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
and fucked right beisder her
and asked " Do you want to play?"
Birds of a feather fuck together
so do girls and guys
homo's and hetro's have their choice
can i join in some time?!
Curly locks Curly locks
Will you Suck mine?
You will not wash the Dishes
Nor smell like Swine
But kneel on a cushion, ohh so fine
and suck my cream with strawberries and wine!
Dickery Dickery Dare
A girl spread her legs in my chair
A Man in Brown soon fucked her down
Dickery Dickery Dare!
Diddle Diddle Dumpling
My son John
Went to bed with a hard on
one whore off
one whore on
Diddle Diddle Dumpling
It's a turn on!
Old Mother Hubbard
Fucked in her cupboard
then heard her pool dog howl
but when she got ther
the dog was bare
and heard him say "Ohh MY!"
Georgie Porgie,
Pussy and Pie
Fucked the Girls and made them Cry
When the boys came out to play
Georgie Porgie said NO WAY!
I love little pussy
all drippy and wet
and i'll squirt in her
she'll never forget
so i'll not pull her hair
nor push her away
but pussy and i
how roughly we'll play!
Its raining
Its pouring
the ol' jerk is whoring
he jerked off his head
then went to bed
and whored again in the morning
Jack sprat beats the cat
his wife sucked a string bean
ans so betwixt the two of them
they fucked for months between
pussy cat pussy cat where have you been
been to the whore house to drink the gin
pussy cat pussy cat what did you there?
i fucked all the whores with 3 to spare!
rub a dub dub
3 whores in a tub
who do you think they be?
the sucker the fucker the clean uper
all going out to tea!
Teddy bear teaddy bear
fuck around
teddy bear teddy bear
turn around
teddy bear teddy bear
wear high shoes
teddy bear teddy bear
that will do
teddy bear teddy bear
go upstairs
teddy bear teddy bear
spread your juice
teddy bear teddy bear
blow out the light
teddy bear teddy bear
fucke me good night!
peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers
a peck of pickled peckers did peter piper picked
if peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers
wheres the peck of pickled peckers peter piper picked?
one lil two lil three lil ho's
four lil five lil six lil joes
seven lil eight lil nine lil hens
ten lil cocks all in pens!
we willy winkie
runs through the ball
upstairs down stairs in his thong
fucking through the windows
moaning around the locks
all the other whores are in bed
for it is now eight o clock~
fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
sixty nine seven porky pines
here's one for you too~
to the market to the market
to find a fat ho
home again home again
only to moan
to the market to the market
to find a fat cock
home again home again
jiggity jock
twinkle twinkle lil ho
do wonder what i owe
up above the world i fly
while 420 keeps me high
twinkle twinkle lil ho
now i wonder what you owe?!
ther was an old woman
who lived in a shoe
she has so many pussies she didn't know what to do
she scrubed them all soundly and shaved them all clean
and beat their butts red then sent them to bed!
star light start bright
first fuck i had to night
i wish i may i wish i might
i wish i didn't suck all night
a diller a dollar a
a sexual schollar
what makes you cum so soon?
you used to cum at 10 o clock
now you cum at Noon!