Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Привет и Здравствуйте.

Я просто пишу то, что русский слова, которые я могу думать прямо сейчас. Это связано с тем, как вряд ли она будет, что кто-нибудь поймет это. в связи с тем, что мало кто говорят на русском языке, и я не очень хорошо на русском либо. Если вы можете прочитать это, однако, я надеюсь, что это заставило вас смеяться.

P.S. I'm not actually a nineteenth century Russian author

Or am I?

I'm not.

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Into:

Terrible puns

Bad choices

Repeated mistakes

Turn offs:

Lists
Self referential humour

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and now, the actual profile.

First off, congratulations on making it this far, you must have an abundance of patience for tenuous, over stressed jokes.

What am I?

To get the obvious out the way, submissive and male. Now with that done we can get on to the more interesting bits.

• avid reader
• amateur writer
• abysmal musician
• active feminist
• apologetic polyglot
• agreeable nerd
• appreciative friend

What am I looking for?

Ideally a relationship, whether monogamous or poly in nature I am not particularly fussed about, I have found that I can be comfortable in either.

What's most important to me, however, is that we connect. That we both actually enjoy spending time with one another. Sexy fun times are great, but I want a relationship that would be just as solid if those times mysteriously disappeared.