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LaughingGirl

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I am a single submissive poly masochist who is very active in a bdsm lifestyle. I know myself well, and what I am seeking at this time is very specific. I live in SW Florida, and am only interested in events, and possibly dungeon dates. I am a writer, among other things, and the foibles of mankind never cease to amaze me. Which is probably why I keep popping back into CS from time to time. Curiouser and curiouser If you are doing a double-take, that's because this is my second profile, which I use mainly for entertainment purposes I don't take life or this lifestyle too seriously So if you are seeking that super serious meek and humble house slave type girl, I definitely ain't it. I should probably warn you that if you come at me asshat first, you will be publicly mocked. Otherwise, best of luck in all your ethical kinky endeavors.

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4/16/2018 5:09:21 PM
Where are all the manticores hiding? I have cookies. And beer. And boobies. And rope...

7/26/2016 1:43:31 PM



Master's Piece


If I could paint my life in favored swirls of color, standing solid at the center would be you cloaked in the protective strength of black solace.

Pink passion accentuated sharply with the push and pull of ruby ravage would be intertwined and played throughout the composition.

Strong swipes of coral emotion would creatively highlight the deep and vibrant connection of our conjoined lives.

Sustaining forces of golden warmth would infuse the core with confidence and courage, radiating joy evenly from each corner of the canvas.

Dappling every inch of our creation would be the luminescence of lush emerald love, branching out and growing generously into a forest of unconditional acceptance.

Bright bands of cerulean furl would bind each element simply with honor and integrity.

Fathomless indigo would vividly permeate the experience, clarifying conviction in the unity of our exceptional vision.

I would crown it all with the sparkling glow of enlightened amethyst, knowing everything I am and have yet to become is safe in the capable hands of my beloved artist.

But until the day life is breathed willfully into my pale and waiting lips, I will gratefully hold myself brightly blank in anticipation of my grand unveiling.

<3

~SoulSiren (aka Neolloydia)


5/10/2016 4:03:15 PM

Sorry, No Can Do.

You cannot ensnare me,
But you can discover my secrets if you are wise.

You cannot mold me,
But you can help me open and unfold if you are caring.

You cannot command me,
But you can inspire my obedience if you are trustworthy.

You cannot restrict me,
But you can protect and keep me safe if you are loyal.

You cannot force me,
But you can sweep me to my knees with the power of your love.

You cannot control me,
But you can stand by my side as we grow into our divinity.

Together.
In Unity.
As One.
In Spirit.

Nothing less will do.

~SoulSiren (aka LaughingGirl)


10/22/2015 3:01:28 PM
I teach Laughter Yoga, among other things. I am a professional woman. I love my career. I own my own business. I love to cook, but hate to clean. I have two adult children who still live with me, which I love, and we also live with a kinky couple in their mid 30's, so a poly household is an every day reality for us, not some five star fantasy like the one you have in your head. It is nothing like your perverted penthouse warped mind creation. We are a family at home that can best be described as quirky vanilla. It's pretty much like living in a college dorm, only with a little more maturity. In other words, it is a great home life, and we are all very healthy and happy. Three of us live an active BDSM lifestyle, but not at home. We keep the kinky shit behind closed doors and at clubs and dungeons. That is how we avoid drama, and keep peace in the home. And that would be the reality of living in a poly houshold.

So, why are you here on Collarspace? To feed your fantasy life, or to try and live a more authentic real life? There is a huge difference between the two, and I know what that difference is. I live that difference every day. Do you?

Maybe what I am trying to say here is that I am a masochist, every day. It is not a "role," it is not a "fantasy." It is a part of who I am. I am also a submissive woman, every day, and the way I serve is by serving my family and my community and my customers and clients. I would love to serve the right Dominant man also, but I am also just happy doing what I am already doing every day. I only enjoy kinky sex. But I don't just randomly have kinky sex with anyone who asks. Why? Because I don't need to. I can have any kind of sex any time I want, so I want it to be right, or not at all. I am a real woman who dates people in real time. I'd love to meet someone I am compatible with who wants to blend his real life with my real life long term. That is my dream. Maybe that is my fantasy. Is it too unrealistic? I don't know. Maybe, but I'm not giving up yet.

I don't know where the guys are who can accept an every day alternative lifestyle without trying to make it become some fantasy life in their own head that doesn't actually exist. Vanilla guys seek the good Christian wifey who will take care of them to the end of their days. Kinky guys seem to just want a random slut to fulfill their sex needs at their whim so they can then go home to their boring wifey. But they don't want to pay a prostitute for this. Um, newsflash - that's kinda why prostitution was invented in the first place. Duh...

So, here's the deal: I'm a happy and successful woman who likes to go out and have fun. I can do that on my own, but it would be even more fun if I had a compatible lover to share the adventures with every day. If you can leave your kinky and bdsm pre-conceptions at the door, and are just willing to hang out with me (maybe us) and see what happens next, I can guarantee you will have far more excitement and fulfillment in your every day life than you can even imagine in your fantasy life. :)



4/16/2015 6:23:34 PM

Hey, there, CS friend. If you decide to message me, please, please, please try not to be THIS GUY: >>>


DickBrain:
hi
i'd love to hang out with you


LaughingGirl:
Well, that could probably be arranged.

Where would we hang? :)


DickBrain:
anywhere you want to go?
what would you like to do for fun?


LaughingGirl:
Oh, I have fun anywhere I go. Lol.

How did you stumble upon my profile? Why exactly do you think you want to hang with a crazy chick like me?


DickBrain:
I saw your profile on (group). you look like you can show me a great time.

we can meet tonite if you like

what do you have in mind?


LaughingGirl:
Well, you should probably read my profile a bit first. I'm kinda complicated. I don't do casual sex at all, I'm not bisexual, and I'm not interested in anyone married or partnered and living together. Just so you know. :)

Tonight might work, actually. I could probably meet you around 7:30ish. Do you have some place public in mind?


DickBrain:
we can meet in walmart's parking lot and go from there.


LaughingGirl:
How about some place in (nearby center). There are lots of options there, like TGIFridays for a drink or something.


DickBrain:
I can't do that tonite, but Friday or Saturday I can.


LaughingGirl:
Well, tomorrow I'm hanging in downtown Ft Myers for coffee night (the event link is on my wall.) On Friday we're going to a group movie (the link is on my wall) and Sat I'm going to a party in Sarasota (the link is on my wall.) I don't sit still very often. :)

If you want to go somewhere quiet and casual to meet, there is a Starbucks I go to quite often nearby.


DickBrain:
Honestly, I'm looking for someone to just play with. I have very little time and I just want to have sex


LaughingGirl:
Clearly. But what part of my profile indicated that I was an easy lay? I am busy also, but I make time for people who matter.


Good luck in your search!



And yes, you read it right, he said "walmart's parking lot."

Sigh.


3/1/2015 6:20:30 PM
In an effort to streamline the "getting to know you" process, here are a few answers to some FAQ's I hear from guys around here:

Q: "hey how r u"
A: I'm fabulous, but would prefer if you begin a conversation with something slightly more creative than what 99% of the other nameless faceless pervs around here write to a girl who pops up in their home feed. We girls don't particularly like knowing you are just bored and shooting fish in a barrel until one of them accidentally floats up to entertain you - for free.

Q: "Why won't you chat with anyone out of state?"
A: Because I'm looking for a person to person kinky relationship, and you can't afford to fly me out to wherever you live every weekend so we can get to know each other. Now, if you CAN afford to fly me out to wherever you live every weekend, and can also compensate me for my time and whatever work I might be missing to come visit you, then feel free to send me a message and a plane ticket to wherever you live so you can take me out to dinner so we can meet in person to chat and see if we click. Anyone? Anyone??? Uh huh. That's what I thought...

Q: "Are you sure you are submissive? Because as a submissive slave you should just do whatever Master tells you to do whenever he tells you to do it. Now strip naked and call me on Skype right now so I can verify you are actually a woman. Then I demand you spank yourself while I masturbate, and if you're a good girl, I'll let you cum."
A: Ummmm, you are not my Master, you are a nameless faceless creepo on the internet, so NO. Oh, and Fuck You.?

Q: "Why are you playing hard to get when you are advertising on a kinky sex site?"
A: Why are you stupid enough to think kinky girls are easier to get than vanilla girls? LMFAO! If getting a woman to shut up and do what she's told to do was easy, every man on the planet would have a naked girl sitting at his feet sucking his dick and taking it up the ass whenever he wanted. Good luck with that! :D

Q: "Why won't you consider being the third to me and my wife/girlfriend?
A: Because I'm not bisexual, and why should I play second fiddle to some other chick you have already made a priority in your life? Now, if you want to set me up in my own condo and pay all my bills and take care of me as well as her, and put me in an equal position to her (meaning I don't answer to her, and she has no say in what you and I do together in our relationship, and sometimes she stays home while you and I go out, or you sleep over at my house) then great! Let's all meet together and see how well that works out. What? She said no? Big fucking surprise there. Lol.

Q: "I can't tell my wife about my kinky side. Why can't you just understand, and be my dirty little secret slut?"
A: Because I don't date unethical cowards who can't tell the truth about themselves to someone they are married to. Consider it a hard limit. If this is offends you, I'm sorry. But I don't lie, and I can't be involved with anyone who would do this to another person. I'm sure you have your reasons, but I have never once ever met a person who was cheated on who found out and said, "Whew, I'm so glad my spouse lied to me and cheated on me behind my back all those years! I just could not have handled the truth. I was much too fragile. He did the right thing to protect me and the kids from finding out what a kinky pervert he really is, and not telling me his deepest darkest secrets all these years." If you can find me just one person who didn't mind being lied to and cheated on (and I believe them) maybe, just maybe, I'll change my mind on this one.

I'm sure a few more will pop up as we go. And yes, I AM a bit of a smart-ass at times, but not at first. I'm super sweet until poked by the asshats one too many times. So do us all a favor, and don't be an asshat around here so I can continue to be super sweet to everyone. Thank you kindly! :)





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