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I fully admit, this is pretty much a cut and paste of my Fet profile, but I'm in a bit of a hurry to play Mass Effect, so there. :P

My turn ons are Obscure movie references, inside jokes, pirates AND ninjas, smiles, sarcasm, dry wit. Rope. People who have a vocabulary and aren't afraid to use it. Rope. Good food. Watching somebody ENJOY good food. On a related note, Megan Fox needs to eat a damn sandwich. I like rope. People that find police call boxes circa 1963 and bow ties sexy. Oh, and rope. Things that turn me -off- include Obsessively skinny people, because I want to be with someone I won't break in half. People who can't appreciate a good book because they're waiting for the movie. People who don't understand the need for a secret underground lair, or henchmen to man it. People who think Matt Smith is the third Doctor. I would describe the way I dress as I have been known to dress up just for the hell of it, but usually I tend toward Doc Martens, jeans, leather jackets, etc.When it comes to politics Pretty much liberal, I would say. I firmly believe in and support separation of church and state, as well as gay rights and marriage. The worst (or best) lie i've ever told was... "Yes, I'm Penn Jilette." I even signed an autograph. I rock. My superpowers are... Zen Judaism, the subtle art of guilt at a distance. The ability to identify a movie from 5 notes of theme music. The uncanny ability to mimic a velociraptor. I also do a mean Dale Gribble impersonation. I've been told that I sound eerily like Henry Rollins when I rant. Still with me? Good! I've discovered that I'm a bit of a sadist. Okay, more than a bit. I enjoy causing pain, but not to the point of permanent damage. Some little part of me gets off on hearing somebody cry out, and knowing that it's also a scream of joy and It's due to me. That being said, I'm of the firm opinion that you hurt, not harm. I want to connect with my partner, not break them. To me, being a sadist is a privilege, not a right. I want my partner to enjoy the experience and want more, not regret it. As to that, anyone interested? :) And now here's a (not so random) quote! (or two. Or six. Hell, why count?):


"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
-Jareth


"Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?"
-Dr. Twardon


"Most welcome, bondage, for thou art a way, I think, to liberty."
-Posthumus Leonatus


"Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now. Please."
-Tank Girl


"No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering."
-Pinhead


"As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Everything! Everything that you wanted, I have done. You asked that the child be taken, I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?
-Jareth


Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
-Loki


"Instead of complaining that rose bushes have thorns, rejoice that thorn bushes bloom."
-Unknown


"Name one thing we're gonna need the stupid fuckin' rope for!!!"
-Connor McManus As far as current things go? Happily married goofball is a pretty apt deion. Just for clarification: My wife knows about this profile, we're poly, and she's good with it. Also, I am NOT hunting a unicorn. I work for a computer drafting company here in town, and play WAY too many boardgames than is considered healthy. I spend a ridiculous amount of time watching Doctor Who and reruns of Torchwood, as well as amazing Britcoms like Black Books and the Young Ones.

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BarbaraAnn
 
 Age: 34
 Glen Allen, Virginia